And I’ll Bring a Dancing Monkey and a Tin Cup, Too.

June 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Mike Huckabee.  Bless his heart.  He just wants you to look at him. Please look at him.

Screen Shot 2016-06-27 at 12.40.30 PMMike Huckabee would speak at next month’s Republican National Convention if Donald Trump asks, the former governor of Arkansas and presidential candidate said Monday.

Huckabee knows that other Republican candidates and party officials are going to skip the convention, but he’d be pleased as punch to come speak to the whole damn stinkin’ world.

You know, come to think of it, that’s exactly what the GOP National Convention needs – a redneck overweight television evangelical hillbilly preacher!  I do believe that’s the only sideshow they haven’t filled yet.

Can his friend Kim Davis come, too?

Bless his heart, he just wants you to look at him.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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