And I’ll Bring a Dancing Monkey and a Tin Cup, Too.
Y’all, Mike Huckabee. Bless his heart. He just wants you to look at him. Please look at him.
Mike Huckabee would speak at next month’s Republican National Convention if Donald Trump asks, the former governor of Arkansas and presidential candidate said Monday.
Huckabee knows that other Republican candidates and party officials are going to skip the convention, but he’d be pleased as punch to come speak to the whole damn stinkin’ world.
You know, come to think of it, that’s exactly what the GOP National Convention needs – a redneck overweight television evangelical hillbilly preacher! I do believe that’s the only sideshow they haven’t filled yet.
Can his friend Kim Davis come, too?
Bless his heart, he just wants you to look at him.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
I don’t care whether he shows up or not, I’m not going to hear him. If he showed up on my front porch I’d put on my hearing protectors and go cut the grass.
1Mikey sold his soul to Mammon a long time ago. Some would say he never had one to begin with.
2Talk about a snake oil salesman’s convention. I just bought more JD. Popcorn and beer are not going to be strong enough for this Show. The huckster is running for VP. He will warm up the crowd for ol [ I will self finance the campaign with your money. Drumpf ] I wonder how many Snake oil salesman can they get under one roof? We will soon see.
3Clint Eastwood is looking more and more prescient. An empty chair on the stage of the 2016 Republican Convention sounds about right. Hopefully for their sake, they can find a chair that wants to show up.
4It takes all kinds. Just don’t let Trump et al get elected.
5God knows and, God for sure knows for a fact, that I don’t want to hear him and I won’t be hearing him!! It seems Drumpf’s convention will be a pretty empty hot air arena! LOL
6The Huckster and Trump! The perfect pair, spiritual kin separated at birth!
7Grift, a drug more powerful than hillbilly heroin to the snacilbupeR.
8Would he be an improvement over Clint Eastwood? Or worse?
9A guess a “baby christian” needs support and guidance.
And God knows, Sarah Palin is no help!
Miket is just hoping the speakers fee will be enough to pay off his fine for using “Eye Of The Tiger” without permission.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/mike-huckabee-forced-to-fork-over-25k-for-playing-eye-of-the-tiger-at-kim-davis-rallies/
10He’s the kid waving his arm and yelling “Pick me! Pick me!” No, Mike, you’re the last one again. If anybody wanted you, you’d have been picked a long time ago.
11Tom Delay & a tin cup?
12Oh, gag me with a spoon.
http://www.christianheadlines.com/blog/james-dobson-trump-has-accepted-christ-is-a-baby-christian.html
13Drumpf’s relationship with christ was owner and slave. Guess which one was too Muslimmy looking to be the owner?
14yeah, that is right…..”a baby Christian” crapping all over the damn place……if there is a god, I hope there are peals of laughter coming from above…..so far, in these parts, it has been a whole lot of thunder.
15Someone who will have a role at the Repugnacan convention is Stephen Miller. Politico has piece on him today. I had never heard of him, but I’m pretty certain we’ll be hearing more from him. Ann Coulter thinks he hung the moon. He used to be a staffer for Jeff Sessions ( someone evidently called Miller his brain trust ). My favorite takeaway from the story was when he responded to feminists with this little nugget. “It’s not chauvinism, it’s chivalry”. And evidently now he’s what passes for a brain trust in the Donnie Drumph campaign.
16I’m begin to wonder “What if they gave a Convention and nobody came?”
http://www.quotecounterquote.com/2011/12/suppose-they-gave-war-and-nobody-came.html
17Don’t forget the Monkees 60’s song Zor and Zam. Two little kings gave a war and nobody came.
18Wait, haven’t they had at least Pat Buchanan speak before? He fills all the crazy bills.
19That was great LynnN, both the link and your rephrasing. I love it!
20I would be willing to look at him for the sake of science, but I’m all out of eye bleach.
21Rick, you have a point about a chair that wants to show up.
22I can think of one chair I’d like to see, but when they plug it in, it just might take out all the lights. Which would be a good thing.
The microphones and cameras would also go out which would be an even better thing. Hmmmm, a power outage in Cleveland.
Oh, please! The only time Drumpf has invoked God’s name was during an orgasm. He hasn’t shouted that name in years.
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