January 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Sarah Palin, still the comedian. Her Facebook page.
She wants President Barack Obama to quit playing the race card. And she says that on Dr. Martin Luther King’s birthday.
I suspect she feels that President Obama plays the race card when he shows up.
Maybe she should stop playing the stupid card.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up and John for the graphic.
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I would have to believe Barack Obama will turn white before Sarah stops with the stupid card!! It will be a cold day in Hell before either of those things happen!!
1Once again the Dogsled Diva face plants in her own gohmert.
2Exactly what race is she? Are idiots like her separate?
3Dog sled diva ****…How funny and how true** ..She’s just an attention craving empty barrel ,whose 15 minutes are long gone…..
4great Palin graphic – thanks Brian!
5Until Nate Silver demonstrates the statistics proving that race is no longer a factor in American Life, it ain’t over.
My grandmother used to say “If wishes were horses, all beggars would ride.” Just wishing never makes it so.
6As soon as the Republicans stop advocating racist policies, there won’t be a race card to play. Until then, I’d suggest Sarah read the signs at the Tea Party rallies (perhaps some kind soul can help her with the big words).
7Bless her heart. Getting old is hard.
8Just sighted! The Screwy Spammer of Scottsdale taking her dogsled out for a dry run. Holy Gohmertz! In the third turn around the cactus, she slides in a pile of her own gohmert, face planting once again.
Seriously, the only thing living under that wig is mange.
9No, not the stupid card! Then we’d have no reason to remember her, and she serves as a warning.
10In what universe is the President playing the race card? I know she’s got some screws loose, but WTF, the Racist Repugs, i.e. birthers, are the ones flying the flag of slavery. This woman needs a muzzle.
11When I see or hear about Caribou Barbie, I think of this joke only 14 year old boys truly appreciate:
12Know what I like about Palin?
No whut?
Not a GD thing…
Micr, Caribou Bambi, is an assault to real women that even dumb guys like me can appreciate.
Too simple, Old T crap fest or gohmert fest word salad with a silly Sarah vinaigrette.
Smack down, Slam down coleslaw festival! Bring it on with your “religious” top ten.
Second Amendment versus Decalogue. No, no and no boys and girls, ya don’t get a pass for killing. Das Dubya for sure doesn’t get a pass for mega killing.
But let’s play religious lottery.
But before I bore everyone, you first Newt.
13My momma was a saintly little southern woman, but she did have a little pepper in her soul. She had a saying about people like Sarah. ‘She couldn’t pour pee out of a boot with the directions on the heel.’ Also, too, bless her heart.
14PKM – I love the coleslaw festival.
15Well, it wouldn’t be a Holiday without words of “wisdom” from the Klondike Kardashian now, would it?
16I am wondering if she is an alien that was thrown out for embarrassment to the alien race…and Gohmert right along with her…We keep hearing about aliens; maybe they had set up their insane asylum down here and there are escapees..
17It must be sad to have a brain that small. She sees that ML King was a black man, and Obama is too, so “playing the race card” pops up in her collection of knee-jerk responses.
I highly recommend this article on King:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/29/1011562/-Most-of-you-have-no-idea-what-Martin-Luther-King-actually-did
I would like to remind everyone exactly what Martin Luther King did, and it wasn’t that he “marched” or gave a great speech.
My father told me with a sort of cold fury, “Dr. King ended the terror of living in the south.”…
That, my friends, is what ended the terrorism of the south. Confronting your worst fears, living through it, and breaking out in a deep throated freedom song. The jailers knew they had lost when they beat the crap out of these young Negroes and the jailed, beaten young people began to sing joyously, first in one town then in another….
Please let this sink in. It wasn’t marches or speeches. It was taking a severe beating, surviving and realizing that our fears were mostly illusory and that we were free.
18She’s not aging well. The mean and the stupid is being etched into her face.
19One of my friends marched in the MLK march in San Antonio today–175,000 estimated marchers. Very powerful assembly.
20I’m glad I never attended a birthday party at her house.
“In honor of the birthday boy, I’d like to ask everyone to not do something they’re not doing. Starting… right…. now.”
21She’s an amazing woman, Sarah Palin. It takes real guts and effort and stick-to-itiveness to stay that vicious all the time on everything.
I would crown her with a chamberpot.
22One of my friends marched in the MLK march in San Antonio today–175,000 estimated marchers. Very powerful assembly.
And there is still discrimination but at least there has been some progress made. Check out MOMSOAP online.
23Awright, Snowshoe doozie, I was one of those people decades ago who was helping to raise money for the Freedom Rider campaign. When Barack Obama was elected President – twice!!! – I knew from experience that as good as it looked, the campaign was still not over. And, doozie, you make my case with every breath you take!
24Sarah says: “Racism is over! Now just get used to the fact we’re better than you!”
25Every holiday brings another spasmodic tic of desperate relevance-seeking, as if Sarah has Attention Deficit Tourettes. Here is what I predict we can see on the Facebook from her during the coming observances:
Jan 26th Indian Republic day – Mr President, on the day we celebrate India becoming free of the colonial British yolk (sic) of intolerance and taxes just like when Paul Revere warned the British they shouldn’t take our second amendment rights, uh… Freedom!
Jan 31st Street Children’s Day – On the day when Austria celebrates all its homeless children we should remember that Mr President shouldn’t be giving them extra food stamps.
Feb 2nd Ground Hogs Day – On the holiday in honor of that great and delicious rodent I think we should all gather around the stewpot and watch a Bill Murray marathon to celebrate against Mr President’s War on Roadkill. Don’t Drive Angry!
Feb 4th World Cancer Day – Melanoma is not a rapper’s name? Who knew? Not Mr President, who uses Chicago-style science to try to stop what is obviously the rightful judgment of God on sinners who don’t pray or buy my books.
Feb 6th International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation – What? What does that even… Ewww! Tawd, I’m looking at you with my seriously angry eyes!
Feb 12th Darwin Day – Seriously? They actually have a day for this guy? OK. On the day that liberals invented to honor a guy who can’t even understand the common English which God wrote when the Bible was our only book and America’s Freedom was the dream of all the founding patriarchs then Mr President should sit on a tack!
Feb 13th Hug Day – That’s more like it. On a day when we commemorate the great cultural advancement of Spanx… this is hard, can I just do the Christmas one?
26daChipster
27Terrific. Love it.
@daChipster:
28You may have (once again) captured the last word.
Sarah Palin, with her “Attention Deficit Tourettes” IS the anti-Darwin.