Okay, so first you got how the Republicans feel about homosexuals. They don’t like ‘um none at all.

And next you got how the Republican feel about undocumented workers.  They don’t ‘um them absolutely none at all.

And then you’ve got former Arizona Republican county sheriff and and current congressional candidate Paul Babeu.  I never liked ‘um and always will.

Arizona GOP congressional candidate Paul Babeu acknowledged Saturday he is gay but forcefully denied charges he threatened an ex-lover with deportation after their relationship soured.

“All of the allegations are false except one, I am gay,” Babeu said.

The nationally renown Pinal County Sheriff called a news conference to address the explosive story by The Phoenix New Times that he pressured a man only identified as “Jose” into signing an agreement to conceal their relationship or face deportation.

Jose?  They call him Jose?  What?  Pedro was taken by another gay Republican’s undocumented worker?

Babeu also proclaimed, “”What I do in my personal life and private life is my business.”  Hey Bud, I’ll pay ten dollars cash American money to watch you say that to Bill Clinton’s face.

But my favorite quote came from his answer to the question of whether or not he’s going to drop out of the congressional race.

“We’re not cutting and running.  That’s not who I am,” he said.

I agree with that, Sheriff Babeu.  You’re not the cut and run type.  You’re more the hump and dump type.

I wonder if the Arizona Democratic party is making a call to the Arizona Republican party this morning to see if they can dust off some of their old Barney Franks joke and recycle them.

Thanks to half the population of the Juanitaville for giving me the heads-up on this yesterday when I was busier than granny with twenty snakes and one hoe.  Sometimes breaking news has to lay on the floor for a day or two until I can get around to sweeping it up.