I gotta break some news to you.  Steve Stockman has turned up missing.  He’s shown up gone.  It seems he’s been missing since January 9th, except for a brief siting in Egypt.  Yeah, the real Egypt.

Seriously.  Nobody knows where he is, least of all his staff.  We were going to check the Appalachian Trail but then remembered it Steve Stockman, the man obviously doesn’t do s-e-x.

I’d say it was the rapture and the only one taken was Steve, but in Steve’s case it’d be more likely to be an alien abduction.

So, to distract attention from this, Steve’s good buddy, Ted Nugent, and up and decided that Steve should be awarded “GOP Medal of Common Sense” from Speaker John Boehner.

Oh.  Dear.  God.  He wrote a column about it.  Well, it’s not exactly a column, it’s more like a word salad.

I wanna be honest with you.  Stockman is missing but there ain’t nobody in Texas looking for him real hard.  We’ll just put his face on a couple of milk cartons and that’ll be it.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.