And I Want All You Black and Brown Kids to Feel Really Bad About It, Too, Because It’s Jesus’ Birthday, Dammit. And Barbie is White, Too, So Get Over It.
Oh Fox News.
Oh the things that are important to you.
Megyn Kelly does a whole section based on a Slate story that maybe Santa could be black, too.
Kelly insists —
For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we’re just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids.
She also insists that Jesus was white. Really?
You have to see this for yourself. She is a load of looney, that girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2pHS650AI#t=117
Fox News is to some adults, as Santa Claus is to children. And on that Megyn Kelley would be right, Fox News is just white.
1In defense of blonds, that woman’s hair color isn’t real, just like the “news” in Fox News.
2Well, she did get her understanding of Jesus from the Sunday school books she got when she was a kid, and all of them had that nice white guy with the long, dishwater hair and blue eyes.
And she was too busy trying to be like Barbie to read the words around the pictures, I’m sure.
3I wonder if Kelly knows of this Santa?
http://www.theatrealliance.org/event/young-adventures-santa-claus-
4Kelly doesn’t think there is anything racist about this. Really?, It appears to be just another panel of know nothings spewing non-intellectual trash to fill up the the news cycle. That she she actually finds humor in this and in the color of “Jesus” is mind boggling. He was allegedly born in the Fertile Crescent there are NO white natives in the Fertile Crescent.
5I am glad someone watches this stuff just to remind me of all the stupid on the world and equally glad it is not me.
It’s only one more manifestation of the RWNJ’s inability to recognize that a relatively obscure itinerant rabbi from that time probably more closely resembled Yasser Arafat than the Aryan-looking western European version that western European artists painted. Sinter Klaas is Dutch and Saint Nicholas was Turkish.
6Apparently a job there doesn’t require any knowledge of other ethnic roots, or actual history. Jesus would most likely be arrested in American airports – profiling of Mediterranean Jews, and all that.
7All that peroxide bleached her brain. Could she be any more insulting to children, and I mean all children? Obviously Faux Noose is not the universal center for sensitivity. May they ALL be forced to cross stitch “Soft is the heart of a child” on burlap and when done with that be forced to rip it out and start over again until they actually get it.
8And yet, she continues to insist she’s a “real journalist.”
9I spoke too soon…now that I’ve watched the clip, I’m agape that she could say how wrong it is to make Santa fit a kid’s self-image seconds before she said Jesus was white. Must be some really good Kool-Aid over there at Faux Nus.
10TTPT – You can tell she’s a real journalist because she covers stories about the skin color of mythical figures, mythical figures who do not live on land, but on frozen ice. Could it be that’s why Fox News does not believe in global warming, because they know if the ice at the north pole melts, they have a lot of explaining to do to their adult viewers (yes, it’s hot) and children (when the ice is gone, where does Santa live?)
11If ever the Supreme court needed proof that racism (and institutional stupidity)still very much exists and yes, Virginia, we DO STILL need the entire Voting Rights Act, this is it.
12The NACP should be all over these people. What incredible arrogance!
There was quite a large lake around the North Pole this summer. Santa and Rudolph were caught soaking flagrante delecto and Santa blamed it on Lamarr Alexander’s chief of staff and that sheriff that both got busted for [possession and distribution of child porn. To millions of children Santa is neither white or black He is non-existent,similar to the amount of truth you get from Fauxknee Noize-where the noise is far right and biased. I’ll look for the pictires of lake North Pole.
13The older I get, the more examples I find of “religious truth” being no more than human-manufactured baloney.
14So Santa is white . . . .but imaginary.
15Jesus is also white . . . .but middle eastern.
Megyn attended Stanford . . . .or Megyn went to a party at Stanford?
Jesus was white? Yeah, right, and had skin cancer from all that Middle Eastern sun.
16@Reamus … “It appears to be just another panel of know nothings spewing non-intellectual trash to fill up the news cycle.”
17You are giving Faux Snooze a little credit for actually having a news cycle? LOL Bwahahahaha … Oh my … I can’t stop laughing!!
I highly recommend listening to Faux News. It is an activity guaranteed to lower your IQ. You soon realize just how white and rePUKEian the world is.
18Jesus is to “white” as Fox is to news.
19Jesus (and Santa) wept.
20Only albinos are white and even those are not always white. Look in the mirror. Compare your skin color to the color of the white bath towels. Are you white? I don’t think so.
21Obviously she didn’t see the Time Magazine cover story on what Jesus would have looked like some long time ago – maybe 15 years?
22This, just after she got a really moronic profile puff piece in the WaPo. Jesus was a JEW(!) in the Middle East, no less; and, the original St. Nicholas was a TURKISH monk! The person we imagine as Santa Claus was created by an artist working for Coca Cola.
It makes me just want to slap somebody. If not Megyn, then who?
23Well, okay then, but what about Santa’s elves? Doesn’t anybody care about the elves? And what’s the deal with elf ears? How come the amazing journalists at Faux never research the whole story? Sheesh!
24If Megyn Kelly were any whiter she’d be translucent.
25At Faux Newz, they have little else to do other than to argue the race of a fictional character. But have no fear – in another generation they’ll have a sleigh sporting an American flag and Santa arriving in red, white, and blue.
Now I wonder what they think about the “Blue Santa” and “Brown Santa” drives?
Maybe Santa should just be clear.
26BarbinDC-start slapping at the top. Rupture Mudrock,Fat Roger Ailles me,Bill Orally,Hanratty,Horendo Revolver,Mike Hucksterbee,every failed wingnut pol that shows up,all the bimbo wardrobe malfunctions and save a really big slap for Snowgrift Snookie and the good people at the Mudflats will thank you as well.
27Just two more examples of purloined icons with suitable applications of bleach to disguise the theft. And I know I’m trashing her childish ignorance (as opposed to childlike innocence) but Santa Claus bears as much resemblance to his inspiration as TV’s Wyatt Earp bears to his cattle rustling, bullying, bushwhacking namesake.
28I think that woman that works for people that should KNOW exactly what Jesus would have looked like just wanted to see her name in national news with that weird spelling. And if the bank would accept the checks some fools are bound to send her and will spell it Megan. ALWAYS follow the money. Who profits most by their nonsense?
29Remember folks, to Crazy Cons, Jesus HAS to be white. They could NEVER worship a non-light skinned Christ. And remember all that Civil Rights stuff? How could they tell Sweet Jesus he can’t drink out of whatever water fountain he wanted?
Nope, a dark skinned Jesus is not possible in their little closed minded world. It doesn’t fit their racist agenda.
30It’s a good thing Jesus could walk on water, because these Chrisianists would have him on a no-fly list in a New York minute.
31Someone should point out to dear,sweet Megynecologist that Santa in Friday’s cartoon looks like Loxadonta Africanus with dumb bass dubya’s Pinnochio nose. Elephants aren’t white. They are the color of whatever stuff they roll around in.
32Here I go again–you can NOT make this crap up!! What in Baby Jesus’ name is wrong with these folks?!! Aye, que lastima!! 😉
33“Jesus and Santa look just like me.”
Somebody’s taking the “made in God’s image” thing a bit too far.
Even Archie Bunker knew better, as when he cited that line and his son-in-law Mike asked, “You mean God looks like you?”
34Archie admitted, “I’m not sayin’ you couldn’t tell the two of us apart….”
Rubymay, Everybody knows that elves are Vulcans with dwarfism.
35Megyn’s reply to the outcry engendered by her statements amounts to calling those who objected as “humorless”. Sorry but that babe was deadly serious and now is trying to back off by saying she was joking? And her fellow blonde commentator describes Fox’ business model(Jimmy Kimmel) by saying you can’t just take facts and twist them to fit your political agenda, but she’s using it to defend Megyn’s ridiculous pronouncements.
36Share the popcorn, maryelle! Cluster Fox is trying to send their resident bobble heads out to walk back bizarre statements. What should we expect from two talking heads unable to sit and chew gum, while walking backward in 4″ heels? Talk? Walk? Nah. Just more of their squawk, when their racism is called. It’s the ring of flesh-tone, when these silly people call it white or right.
It is sort of interesting, when they defend Santa and Christ with the same malarkey. OMG Are they saying both are fictional characters?
37Just saw the black Santa on SNL. Soooo timely.
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