And Here’s How They Handle It In Austria
A man in Austria has been fined $565 for protesting police.
Following an incident where the man behaved “provocatively and uncooperatively” during an encounter with officers, he … well, tooted. The police reported …
He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent,” they said. “And our colleagues don’t like to be farted at so much.”
The fine was imposed for “offending public decency.”
Oh, to live in a country that cares about decency.
Thanks to Carl, our Worldwide Tooting Corespondent, for the heads up.