… the Family Research Council.

While much of the Republican universe spent Monday condemning Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin for his comments about “legitimate rape” and abortion, one of the nation’s most prominent conservative organizations rallied to his defense. Two top officials from the Family Research Council said the Missouri congressman is the target of a Democratic smear campaign and chided those Republicans who have condemned Akin.

I’m checking with Jim Bob Throckmorton, Esq., Attorney at Law and Certified Notary Public, to see if we can sue them for false advertising for using the word “Research” in their name.

The Family Research Foundation says that this is a clear case of “gotcha politics.”

However, they do not believe that rape is  a clear case of “gotcha gotcha gotcha.”

“Todd Akin is getting a really bad break here,” she added. “I don’t know anything about the science or the legal implications of his statement. I do know politics, and I know gotcha politics when I see it.”

Mackey: Uterus Implosion

Hold on to your ta-tas, Ladies, because that was a woman named Connie Mackey speaking.   Connie Mackey is lacking a uterus and, obviously, a damn brain.

All in favor of kicking her out of the sisterhood say “Hell Yeah.”

All in favor of demanding to see her grade in high school biology say, “Did she actually graduate high school?”

Thanks to David for the heads up.