Okay, so Senator Thad Cochran (R-Miss.) is often defined as having a “quiet, courtly manner,” which means he’s just two tea cups short of being Lindsey Graham.

He voted yes for a constitutional ban on marriage equality, he has a 100% rating by the Christian Coalition, and has a rating of zero from the National Abortion Rights Action League.  He’s that guy – the one who proudly struts his family values.

So ….

Fred W. Pagan, a staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Miss.) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors, according to new documents filed in U.S. District Court.

He’s the longtime personal assistant/ office manager for Cochran since 2001.

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll — who would’ve thought?

Thanks to John for the heads up.