In case you haven’t heard, Ted Cruz is running for President.  The reason he’s doing it is to prove that Texas Republicans have a deep bench when there’s crazy involved.

So, he’s scheduled to speak at the Iowa Republican Party Reagan Dinner on October 25th.  Tickets haven’t been selling like solid gold AR 15s with a food storage cartridge  at a survivalist convention.  Hell, they haven’t even been selling like underpants at a nudist camp.  They ain’t been selling at all.

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That’s right, there’s a 25% discount for a ticket to hear Ted Cruz.  I’ll bet ya my best pair of pink boots that by October 10th they’ll be paying people to come.

Hell, if you want to hear crazy, Glenn Beck is free and you can wear your wife beater t-shirt and drink your Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in peace with none of that praying crap involved.

Question.  If Ted Cruz was in the woods and he fell over but nobody was there to hear it …. would four psychiatrists in Ames, Iowa, look at each other and say, “There’s been a great disturbance in the force”?

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up and John for the funny picture.