Republican Representative Steve King thinks he’s going to heaven.  Isn’t that cute?  But, hey you over there, you probably won’t.

U.S. Rep. Steve King, R-Kiron, suggests gays won’t make it to heaven.

What’s more, in an interview, King intimated that the divorced or cohabitators could be thwarted in the pursuit of eternal salvation as the Christian faith teaches it.

“I would say that what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today, and we need to stick to that principle,” King said in an interview with The Jefferson Herald.

So all you crab eating shellfish fools – get thou to Satan with your damn tarter sauce.

King’s getting that whole dividing the sheep and the goats things out of the way so Jesus won’t be so busy when he comes back.

I think this is from the Church of Steve.

Y’all, I fit a whole mess of the hell-bound categories.

Thanks to Beth for the heads up.