In the “I don’t think that’s what that means” department.

At the local library as two older women were on their way to a Daughters of the War of 1812 meeting.  Can’t help but overhear this conversation because they were not whispering in the library.

“I am so disappointed because the rapture didn’t happen yesterday.  A man on Facebook who is usually right about his predictions said the Rapture was going to be yesterday.  It wasn’t. (Her friend nods in agreement.)  I am so disappointed.

“I am just sick of this fake news stuff,” she concluded.

Can you even imagine?  Fake news on Facebook about the rapture?

I just looked it up.  Apparently even Fox News carried it.

I have just one burning question:  What does one wear to bed if one thinks the rapture might come during the night?