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Okay, customers, the Democratic state convention is this weekend so the shop will be closed.

However, beware to anyone who might want to break in and steal Juanita’s beauty secrets because Verdelia and her shotgun are staying here and at Juanita’s house.

I’ll be posting pictures and updates from the convention.  Juanita is threatening to picket the Blue Dog Caucus.  She’s bringing poster board and markers just in case they start thinking they are Democrats in any way, shape or form.  In fact, she fully expects them to apologize to BP.  After all, it was a Texas Blue Dog Democrat who gave tax money welfare to the Texas Energy Center to research  more ways to drill offshore.

“They can kiss my big blue butt,” she says.  “Blue Dog Democrats are creepy people who are only concerned about getting elected.”