January 18, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
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And some rain would be good. And thunder and lightning, courtesy of the gays, women, atheists.
1Seriously! We have been having some very strange weather in the D.C. region lately. Its a mishmash of below freezing, ice, sleet, snow, then tropical stuff comes in. This morning’s fog was damn scary! I thought I had got out of bed in London! Friday is supposed to be rainy at noon with some relative warmth. With that many people attending the event, I would bet at least half never got their flu shots for this season. And that would include the people in the seats on the Capitol steps. I remember a previous President sworn in under such wet circumstances who didn’t last 60 days! I also recall back in the very early 19th century a tornado that popped up in what would now be the metro region and did a lot of damage to British troops on their way out of the city. Just in the last quarter of the 20th century the D.C. region saw more tornados than ever before. Weather is fickle but I think that sometimes Karma uses it as camouflage.
2I’m hoping for Volkswagon sized hail.
3Yeah. Cause God don’t love ugly.
4TrulyTexan,
Or some 300-400 (3-4″) size hail at a terminal velocity of ~200mph.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail#Hazards
5“…One of the earliest known incidents occurred around the 9th century in Roopkund, Uttarakhand, India, where 200 to 600 nomads seem to have died of injuries from hail the size of cricket balls.[44]…
On June 5, 2015, hail up to four feet deep fell on one city block in Denver, Colorado. The hailstones, described as between the size of bumble bees and ping pong balls, were accompanied by rain and high winds. The hail fell in only the one area, leaving the surrounding area untouched. …”
A yuge swarm of locust and killer bees would be much appreciated, as would a murder of crows having just gorged on blueberries.
6I’m just hoping it rains on his parade. The weather for the March is looking awfully good! And this, after I bought a new coat, fur-lined boots and new winter gloves to wear because I assumed it would be bitterly cold. I won’t need any of that.
Not that I’m complaining, my you. We will still have February to get through.
7So the Marine Band needs to have “Hail to the Chief” ready, just in case.
8I’m sure there’ll be plenty of wind coming out of Cheeto Jesus.
9@piaqt: I doubt that God cares much about the outside, but that one’s ugly on the inside, too.
10If the Inaugural Address is more than 140 characters you know DJT didn’t write it.
11WA Skeptic, DJT. That has a nice ‘ring’ to it – much like DDT. Thank you. Next time @KellyannePolls complains when I call the chicken in chief Donnie, I can be reasonable and offer initials as a compromise. DDT it is.
I do feel somewhat sorry for Melania sharing an umbrella with the turdler in chief.
12I can hope for more. I hope Obama appoints Merrick to the Supreme Court. I hope for Meteorites, lighting strikes, heart attacks, tornados, and a rain of poisonous frogs.
13Having just watched a couple of “Game of Thrones” clips, I think having Drogon fly down and flame the bejeezus out of Trump, Pence, and his entire soul-destroying cabinet would be a splendid idea. Love to see their horrified faces when that big lizard flaps from behind the dome.
14pancho sanza: I feel your feels. But maybe you could narrow your aim. Don’t see why all of us nice people should have to dodge meteorites, lightning, tornados, or poisonous frogs because of the Don. Should we all get biblical and paint ourselves with lamb’s blood to have the punishments pass us by? Seems any way you do it, it’s gonna get messy.
Sigh.
15JAKvirginia, I get where you’re coming from and totally agree.
But I’m afraid we are all going to be dodging poisonous frogs for the next four years.
16Forecast is for rain. You can be sure he’ll be well-lacquered with maybe some super glue to hold the hair to the scalp.
As for writing the inaugural address it’s a safe bet that he wrote:
17The Capitol Building, Washington DC
If that damn rug blows off his bald head I hope some shotgun totin’ skeet shooter gives it just nuff lead and splatters it all over the side of the soon-to-be-desecrated White House. (Do you realize what a massive cleanup it will take to hose out the BS when Drumpf leaves the WH?? EPA might just have to declare 1600 Penna Ave DeeCee a superfund site.)
18Micr, here ya go:
https://claytoonz.com/2017/01/18/hunting-for-bear/
19Don A: Incomplete address:
The Capitol Building, Washington, DC
20The side facing the Mall.
WAY OT: Will Texas’ Gov. Greg A-butt be attending? Does he know the Dignitary Stands do not have ramps? Maybe as they have to carry him and his wheels in he can take time to appreciate those pesky government regulations. Or not.
21@Sandridge
22Not sure how the nomads died from that. I have a degree in entomology and can tell you that hail the size of cricket balls are way to small to do any damage. 🙂
@TrulyTexan,
Whelp, considering that Pindyck the Bugfocker is about to get sworn, it might work. :-({|= :]
(hope you know that Indian event was written by a Brit (or UK Commonwealth person), so referred to the baseball-like sport of cricket (which I still don’t ‘get’)
23Oh, “Cricket balls!” I was thinking “croquet balls.” Vastly different.
I think the plagues of Egypt specifically to anyone supporting the 70 yo Toddler. So for instance,
*rivers of blood to the anti-EPA nominee.
*Wild animals to anti-educationer, DeVoss, so she can shoot them.
*Anti-Interior idiot gets livestock diseases, specifically mad cow and hoof and mouth.
*For the anti-vaxxer jackals, biting insects, especially the malaria and zika infected skeeters.
*For all the toddler lovers- total darkness.
***Lastly, hordes of locusts to eat up that entire critter on top of the Toddler’s head.
(Nobody gets death of children, not even snacilbupeR.)
24With both Pappy and Mammy Bush in the hospital right now, wouldn’t it be something if Ol’ #41 kicked the bucket and all the news focused on HIM instead of Herr Drumpf? Just think, God, the CIA, and the mainstream media couldn’t help but smile.
25#trumpbadhair
#trumprecedinghairline
#trumpbadgrafts
26Daddy Was A Texan — and the flags would be at half staff for the inauguration.
27Me, I’m visualizing orange cheeto in an orange DOC jumpsuit.
@Don A, I believe you meant he would write “Capital Building…”. It’s the only version of the word with which he is familiar.
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