April 12, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
March 10 Trump tweeted: “It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away… It’s really working out.”
April 12: 20,486 dead in the U.S.
So much winning!
1First they came for my satire. Then they took my irony, after burying the sarcasm option. I got nothing …
2Sounds like a new definition for ‘Chutzah”
3Past killing parents and claiming sympathy because you are an orphan.
New definition
Killing thousands because of stupity but claiming credit because it wasn’t millions.
K, “Killing thousands because of stupidity but claiming credit because it wasn’t millions.” And denying the only reason millions were not killed is because Democratic Governors took action, and people listened to those governors. Standard Covidiot* 45 clapping himself* on the back while taking no responsibility for his* actions and taking credit for what everyone else has done.
4How long will it be after he’s escorted out in January will it take before Melania puts him in a memory unit?
5Grandma Ada, Messy has to be the only woman on the planet dumber than Covidiot* 45. Holy soap! Even reduced to ashes the weight of Covidiot* 45 would break the neck of a sturdy ox.
$ 10. 99, plus shipping. Free shipping after the first $25. At an ounce per necklace, Donnie* could be widow time gold for Messy.
https://www.amazon.com/memory-necklace/s?k=in+memory+necklace
6he is really sharp(ie). Do you know why he hasn’t come down with COVID-19?
Professional coutesy.
7Donnie, really, I don’t think you ought to be patting yourself on the back because you have a disaster declared in all 50 states–and probably a bunch of territories, as well, though I don’t think you count those people as Americans, even though they are. A 50-state disaster means you’re losing, not winning. And your inaction and neglect is largely responsible for this total disaster. Nobody is going to congratulate you.
8… Presidential Disaster Declaration for all 50 states…
Here, let me fix that:
9… Presidential Disaster for all 50 states…
Get with the program slackers —
Das Vaterland!
Trumplandia Über Alles!
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
10Meine Führer. Ihr Führer. Der Führer!
Obersten Führer Trump!
He can *win* with the invisible enemy but NOT with the physical enemy – he ran away from Viet-Nam .
11How long do we have to wait until he hauls out those nubile “Trump Girls” singing the Horst Wessel song.
12Does anybody know what he means by “fully signed”? (Using his whole name?)
13If you think you can dangle two trillion dollars in front of Trump and not have him grab a chunk of it, you have been living in a cave. It will be divided up among Trump and his friends and where it went will just disappear. Every war has it profiteers this has got to be the first where the WH is the main one.
14Sandridge and Linda Phipps: When the Republicans first floated the idea of letting the Trump Plague run through the population, and it would only kill off a bunch of old folks, my first thought was the Nazi’s category of “useless mouths”. Which they used to actively kill off any citizens they found they had no use for.
The German phrase could also be translated as “useless eaters”. I thought about working it into the Fox News circuit, but then realized most of them would be thrilled to be following in the footsteps of their original Leader.
15Every war has it profiteers this has got to be the first where the WH is the main one.
That ought to be where the occupant of the WH, and family is blatantly the main beneficiary.
16“The Surly Professor says” lives not worth living.
Found out recently that an aunt of mine never made it past 1930s, courtesy, of that austerity program in the Fatherland. She had one of the ‘M’ deceases, so I might have never met her anyway.
17Um… Somehow I don’t think that means what he thinks that means. Anyone brave enough to tell him? Probably not.
18No matter how bigly he writes his name, the economy won’t be up and running at maximum capacity by May. Expect a tantrum of Krakatoa proportions.
19To me, it’s less a “declaration” than a confession.
Remember that he’s always portrayed himself as a counterpuncher and reactor rather than a planner.
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