All The Nasty Women Check In!
I need all the Nasty Women and the people who love them to line up over here to the left and check in because we have a job to do before November 8th. Bad hombres are invited, too.
I was at a party last night sponsored by the Bangladesh American Society. It was a blast. These are people who have chosen to be Americans, have been tested on their Constitutional knowledge, and were outraged at the way Donald Trump treats women and the Bill of Rights.
But, if they graciously offer you a beautiful plate of food and it has some sort of innocent looking creamed corn on it, holy cow, do not put that in your mouth. Hell, I’m from Texas and that was 190 degrees too hot for me.
By the way, the biggest laugh of the night from the room came when Trump said, “Nobody respects women more that I do.”
PA nastywoman checking in. Hillary was in total control during the whole grueling debate. She got in those short swift jabs (“He choked”, “Putin’s puppet”, “Chinese steel”, “Trump Foundation”) then landed an uppercut (“He’ll find a way to get out of paying Social Security tax”). But Drumpf knocked himself out by refusing to say that he would accept the results of the election and it was all over. He’s down for the count, but if violence erupts due to his irresponsible behavior, he should be jailed for incitement.
1I’m not a nasty woman, or at least not a woman, but I’m here.
2I’m not “pussy footing around”, I’m voting for Hilary!
3That was a phrase that was used when I was growing up and I think it is so appropriate for this election!
Not to change the subject, but I’m really jealous you got to go to a Bangladesh American party. As a kid we lived in a small town in Bangladesh for 3 years. I loved the country, the people, and especially the food (and the hotter the better!!)
4Nasty woman checking in.
So widdle Donnie won’t accept the wesults if he woses? Oh noes, whatever shall we DO?
I guess we’ll just have to give it to him so he’ll stop crying. Oh, no, wait, he doesn’t WANT it, he just wants an issue to harp on when he gets his bully pulpit up and running.
I hope against all hope that this human garbage fire goes to jail, and soon.
5Puppet here: nasty women rule!
sad cheeto-clowns drool
6And yet another nasty woman with an encouraging comment. Yesterday my older sister informed me she had voted by mail. Big deal you may say. Yes, it was a big deal. The last time she voted for president it was for John F Kennedy! Wow! Only one vote but that’s all it takes to win an election- one vote. If Texas doesn’t turn blue, it’s going to be vibrant purple.
7Checking in although I wish I was nastier.
So what happens if Trump doesn’t concede; isn’t that just a formality decent people do? And we all know Trump’s a disgusting “human” being so not acknowledging he’s a loser is just SOP for him.
8“Miss Clinton if ya nasty”
9I’m dreaming, of a Blue Texas..
Nasty woman and her husband (who plaintively asked this morning if he could be included in nasty women–I held a little ceremony and anointed him “Honorary Nasty Woman” and he went back to his computer grinning like a ‘possum.)
We’ve both voted by mail already. As far down the ballot as Dems were.
10Muy mal muchacho aquí! Donnie has said so many st00pid things throughout the campaign season. His debate ‘performance’ last night was a continuation of his same st00pid rhetoric. Of course he respects women, if the bar is set below and before the days slavery and chattel property.
Ladies, forget his tax returns for a moment and ask to see any of his 3 prenups to test his ‘character.’
If his treatment of Hilz last night is any indication of Donnie’s ‘respect’ for women… (ellipses in deference to Mama and all women)
And, “no. no. wrong. you’re a puppet” That was really a mature response, Donnie. If he had attended preschool, his debating skills would be better.
11Everyone! You have got to see this.
12http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37711828
The guy exists and there are tons of people asking if he is going to print this on a T or anything. They all want them, as do I, NOW.
#3, that phrase refers to actual gatos. I wish my gatos did. At 5:00 AM, they galumph.
13I’m male. I’m gay. And I’m nasty. Deal with it!
14Alaska Nasty Woman checking in. I had the pleasure of putting my absentee ballot in the mail this week.
15I want that T-shirt! That is a badass nasty woman, there.
16North Carolina (Louisiana born) Nasty woman here and Damn Proud Of It.
17My, My, Who to vote for. The thin skinned short fingered vulgarian with the potty mouth.. Or the nasty Women. I have already gone with the nasty Women. I would love to vote for her again. But another nasty Women (my wife) is a poll watcher, they get down right nasty about voting twice.
18Dif.of —nasty Women.—-Women that don’t know her place, won’t take orders, thinks for her self. SAD! you think.
I’ve been a nasty woman since high school when I bonked an idiot on the head with a big book at a basketball game for grabbing my skirt. He lived but did regret it. I haven’t looked back since then. My husband is a real good hombre but for now he will become a bad one.
Looking forward to voting blue all the way – both of us.
Nasty woman and bad (temporarily) hombre.
19To put this in context, a whole lot of Republicans still haven’t accepted that Barack Obama won.
Twice.
They also don’t believe in climate change, but it believes in them.
20Certifiably Nasty Woman from MD (formerly PA) right here, hoping that design becomes a tee shirt! Jean Kuhn, I once bonked a summer job co-worker with my hardhat on which I had placed a “550 VOLTS” sticker, and he regretted it too.
If you want Hillary riding a unicorn in front of the White House, there’s this one:
https://www.themountain.com/hillary-takes-the-house-t-shirt/
21I think nasty women would buy this:
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If this photo does not show up, someone already has a “Nasty Women Vote” t-shirt.
22Drumpf’s use of “nasty” is actually code for “uppity”.
23We nasty, uppity women will put an end to his quest for ultimate power. I’d call that poetic justice!
Nasty in Austin, checking in!
24Ready to vote!
BTW, did anyone else notice he called her ‘honey’ at one point?
25Another Nasty Maryland Woman checking in here (the state is full of ’em).
@PKM: It’s not just how Trump treated Hillary last night that put his “respect” for women out there for all to see–it’s how he treated his wife. He brushed past her to kiss his daughter after the debate. I’d hate to be the woman going back to his hotel room with him.
26Yo hambre ver el hombre pendejo desagradable borrado, ahora.
My ex rarely talks politics, although she’s a solid Democrat (even been to state conventions). TRaunch has her absolutely livid, last week she lit off a tirade on the big asshole, surprised me.
OK, song contest. Rewrite Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” into Trump’s “Nasty Woman”, from Donnie’s viewpoint, or flip it around to parody him. I think a skilled, subtle writer could really do a number on the Orange HellBeast with this.
(I can only get a few lines, from his viewpoint, not mine or yours…)
Pretty woman, walkin’ down the street
(Nasty woman, walkin’ down the street)
Pretty woman the kind I like to meet
(Nasty woman the kind I like to bleep}
Pretty woman I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
(Nasty woman I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth)
No one could look as good as you, mercy
(No one could lie as good as you, mercy)
Pretty woman won’t you pardon me
Pretty woman I couldn’t help but see
Pretty woman that you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Pretty woman stop awhile
Pretty woman talk awhile
Pretty woman give your smile to me
Pretty woman yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman look my way
Pretty woman say you’ll stay with me
‘Cause I need you, I’ll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight
Pretty woman don’t walk on by
Pretty woman don’t make me cry
Pretty woman don’t walk away, hey, OK
If that’s the way it must be, OK
I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late
There’ll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
Is she walkin’ back to me?
Yeah, she’s walkin’ back to me
Oh, oh, pretty woman.
SONGWRITERS
BILL DEES, ROY ORBISON
(apologies to Dees&Orbison)
27Nasty Woman from Georgetown TX(nest of Republican Vipers) checking in. It’s dangerous up here.
28Well, I am a Democrat woman in CO so, I guess that makes me NASTY … I certainly can be when I want to be but age has smoothed off some of the rough edges!! LOL You would believe none of that if you could hear me during these so-called debates … it is not pretty!! LOL
29I have my mail-in ballot and I will fill it in and hand deliver it to the County offices and drop it in the box myself.
Trump has announced today that he will accept the election only if HE wins!! LOL Guess he’ll never accept the fact that he is a big fat loser!!
My mother never could understand it when I told her “Well behaved women never make history.” Odd, cuz her own mother did some history making of her own when she headed downtown to City Hall to chain herself to the front door until she got a damn good reason why she couldn’t buy property and turn it into a respectable boarding house. She never got to do her thing but came close to it. By the time she arrived at City Hall the newspapers were headlining that women had got the vote! And as a result, a whole lot else they never had before! I think my mama simply attributed her own mother’s action to eccentricity. And all I can say this many years on is vote, dammit! Vote for Hillary!
30Bad hombre checking in. And nobody respects nasty women more than I do.
31Nasty Minnesota Woman here, saying hi to all the Bad Hombres too. I heard a smothered chuckle from the audience when the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast said he respects women. So fitting. He doesn’t even know what that means.
Fortunately we have many Nasty Women here, and very proud of it. Plus, we have Bad Hombres who admire us.
32My Gramma, all 4’10” of her, born in 1900, was a hell acoustic Nasty Woman. Athlete, mechanic for her own Model T, college student, boys basketball coach, published writer, author. She was one hell hell of a kick ass and take names Nasty Woman. Go Gramma! My hero.
33How “of a” became “acoustic” in my first sentence, I’ll never know. I like autocorrect when it does the work on Mangled Apricot Hellbeast, but other times it totally baffles me.
34Nasty woman from Richmond, TX here. My Bad Hombre husband & I will be early voting for Hillz on Monday. Our nasty daughter is coming home from U-T Austin to early vote next weekend. And our other nasty daughter is at grad school in New Jersey, and changed her voter registration so she can vote for Hillz in NJ and her vote will actually count! She also went to Philadelphia recently to sign up new voters.
35Here’s a “nasty women make history” t-shirt made by someone on daily kos.
buff.ly/2e5seqM
multiple colors, large sizes
36Nasty Woman here who believe’s Trump is waltzing with Madame Alzheimer.
37Major Nasty Woman On Wheels here. And I agree, Kate Dungan — can’t we just “medicate” him into silence/oblivion?
38Here’s a Nasty Woman t-shirt that benefits Planned Parenthood.
39https://googleghost.com/collections/apparel/products/short-sleeve-womens-t-shirt-5
Another Colorado Nasty Woman here –
HOLLAAAAHHH!!!
40Nasty NYC Woman checking in (a bit late, but that’s because I only have internet at the library).
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