If you’re wondering why Trump’s new press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, is not talking to the press or holding press conferences it’s because she’s … well … probably drunk or stealing something.

She was arrested for driving under the influence, speeding, and driving with an invalid license in 2013, according to the report, and the charges were later reduced to reckless driving. Grisham was also arrested for driving under the influence in December 2015, ultimately pleading guilty. She paid a fine and was ordered by the court into a treatment program.

One of the DUIs took place while she was a press aid to Trump’s campaign.

Her previous employment also seems a bit underwhelming.

Grisham reportedly left AAA after facing allegations of filing false claims for travel and other expenses and lost the job at Mindspace for plagiarism.

She also worked for an Arizona Attorney General who was fined for campaign finance violations and defeated for reelection.  During that time she called the press “overreaching, an invasion of privacy and abusive use of your role in the media” when they asked questions about it.

All the best people.

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.