Okay, so last year was the hottest year in recorded history.

Scientists reported Wednesday that 2015 was the hottest year in recorded history by far, breaking a record set only the year before — a burst of heat that has continued into the new year and is roiling weather patterns all over the world.

This explains a whole bunch of crazy stuff that went on last year.  People get too hot, they do crazy crap.

However, it does not even come close to covering Sarah Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump.

Holy Sweet Mother of Thesaurus Manuals.  That was one crazy speech.  I heard someone call it “word salad.”  I disagree.  Salads are good.  This speech was not.  This speech meandered over to the rejected appetizer table and selected cabbage in a beet fondue with broccoli bits scattered around.

The New York Times tried to figure it out with the The Most Mystifying Lines.  ABC News called it Memorable Lines.  The Guardian does it as only the British can —

The New Republic calls it a “bonkers speech,” and actually starts feeling a bit sorry for her.

My favorite part, of course, was her dress.  It was pure Las Vegas, or maybe biker chick, I dunno.  It definitely was not take-me-seriously wear.

This is gonna be fun so get yourself prepared for a great time.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.