All Dan. All The Time.
Y’all, I would like to apologize for our Lt. Governor Dan Patrick being a damn fool.
Our legislative session starts in January every two years. Tragically, 2017 is one of those years. The Lt. Governor oversees the Texas Senate.
We have a few minor problems in Texas. We are next to last in education. We are first in uninsured children. Our maternal death rate has doubled, making it twice what it is in Turkey and Chile. Our roads and bridges are crumbling. A quarter of Texas children live in poverty.
And what is Dan Patrick concerned about?
There ya go. This man is burning rocket fuel to Crazyville.
You can write this on the barn with waterproof paint: Dan Patrick thinks about sex waaaaay too much.