Alex Jones, Y’all.
He’s nuts.
Honey, he thought Ghost Busters and Men in Black were documentaries.
I found Alex years and years ago. He used to be on shortwave radio with all the survivalists and home schoolers, but the internet pushed him to fame and glory.
He is always being told stuff by higher-ups and insiders. This time the higher ups tell him that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are literally the devil. This is new information. Last I heard him, he said that Obama was a shaping shifting reptilian. So, I guess those higher-up insiders were wrong.
Imagine how bad she smells, man? I’m told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can’t wash that evil off, man. Told there’s a rotten smell around Hillary. I’m not kidding, people say, they say — folks, I’ve been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I’ve talked to people that are in protective details, they’re scared of her. And they say listen, she’s a frickin’ demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.
Honey, you don’t have to be the devil to stink like hell.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Where the hell is my Diagnostics and Statistical Manual when I need it!
1During Debate 2, Donald Trump actually called Hillary a “devil”.
Think it was fairly early in. I figured he was pandering to the talibangelicals and the Limpballs-Jones crowd.
Here’s hoping that 8 Nov is an avalanche on top of a landslide, bury these SOB’s deep down.
2You need a BOOK to tell he’s crazy? Or are you just curious as to which kind?
3Tell me more! Because it’s so often that I’m walking down the street and think, whew! Somebody around here stanks like brimstone, which one of ’ems the devil I wonder? We want names Alex, more names cause it can’t be just Obama and Hillary. Please, write them names down (or not) on parchment and wave it over your head like that good ol’ Joe McCarthy move.
4You gotta wonder if he even knows he’s stealing lines from Hugo Chavez? Who’s he gonna quote next, Fidel Castro?
5Wow, if you, like Princess Leia, think Hair Drump abuses cocaine, what must you think Alex Jones relies on for his next really big shew? Mushrooms? Peyote? lysergic acid? Drano? What is this boy on????
6A hen house that hasn’t been shoveled out since April. Particularly hot, global warming summer, on August 23rd, 107° day. It will literally make your eyes water.
That’s what Alex smells like.
7The orange-atang too.
8Alex Jones. I wonder what is left in his empty head? Certainly not a higher brain. In fact, I rather doubt that there is a brain at all. But he and his infernal lies are what stink stink stink. And no amount of bowing the knee and bending the head will change that. What a phony! Just like all the other tea party members Phony religion, phony lies, phony every thing. But where was his tin foil hat?
9Stink, huh? Well that can’t be true cause the Donald would’ve tweeted about. He stood right behind her during the debate. Was he down wind?
And hell smells like sulphur? Sounds like somebody has been there and back. You say Alex just kinda came out of nowhere, huh? Hmmmm…..
10Does the nurse know he has access to the internet?
11As my mama always said, “takes one to know one.”
12It’s supposed to be “By folks who are high”
13Jesus … I am sooooo tired of all this!!
14sigh!!
This guy — and the others like him — are very, very scary. Because of them, some people are panicking and suggesting revolution if Hillary wins. I’m scared, y’all.
15Ormond, the DSM is a big help in identifying the type of mental illness which then provides one with a clue as to how it may be treated.
16That boy just ain’t right.
17According to the wingnuts:
*Obama is a weak wimp
*Obama is Satan
Doesn’t this mean that Satan is a weak wimp?
18In this case I think that he who smelt it dealt it.
19“Because of them, some people are panicking and suggesting revolution if Hillary wins. I’m scared, y’all”
don’t be Dinah. when people like that lady talk about a “revolution”, should HRC win, they certainly don’t mean that they’ll be physically a part of it, carrying a gun and being shot at and all. no, like the members of the GOP 101st Keyboard Division (who virulently supported the invasions of both Afghanistan & Iraq), they expected other people do that whole war thing for them. they certainly weren’t going to get up and off their flabby, pale white asses, march out of Mom’s basement, and go enlist. oh hell no!
see, people like that have far more important things to do, as their contribution to the “war” effort (or, in present case, a revolution). no, see, their job was to write blog entries, on blogs with no audiences, supporting Pres. Bush & VP Cheney’ wars.
so you see, I have a better chance of excreting a bar of pure gold, then does that lady have of enlisting in the “revolution”, and actually fighting for what she purportedly truly believes in. nope, she won’t be coming for you.
20If you haven’t seen it, President Obama’s reaction to this is priceless.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/12/politics/obama-sulfur-smell-alex-jones/
21This guy sounds like an ignorant peasant. I’d have sworn we’d gotten past that point, but looking at the current hysterical fools, I’m more pessimistic.
The only cure for ignorance is HRC/Kaine 2016.
22Why this guy is still walking around loose and unmedicated is utterly beyond me.
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