Alex, I’ll Take Gateways to Hell For $500
A large sinkhole appeared in front of Mar-a-Lago this morning.
Town officials posted a run-of-the-mill advisory about the sinkhole Monday morning:
“A 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago,” the traffic alert read. “It appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main. West Palm Beach Utilities distribution crews have secured the area and will most likely need to do some exploratory excavation today.”
Personally, I think it has something to do with that damn orb thing. That, or the real swamp is fixing to drain.
Twitter is having a ball —
