Alex, I’ll Take Gateways to Hell For $500
A large sinkhole appeared in front of Mar-a-Lago this morning.
Town officials posted a run-of-the-mill advisory about the sinkhole Monday morning:
“A 4′ x 4′ sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of Mar-a-Lago,” the traffic alert read. “It appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main. West Palm Beach Utilities distribution crews have secured the area and will most likely need to do some exploratory excavation today.”
Personally, I think it has something to do with that damn orb thing. That, or the real swamp is fixing to drain.
Twitter is having a ball —
Hey — separate bedrooms, secret tunnels — you do the math.
1Everybody put down Orwell’s 1984, and get a copy Dante’s Inferno. We’ve moved straight through fear of totalitarianism and entered the circles of hell.
Hope we get a Color Coded Advisory Chart so the cable channels can keep us updated. Nine shades of yellow, orange, and red.
2Passersby report a strong stench of sulfur. Though most readily admit it’s a vast improvement over the stench of bullsh*t normally emanating anytime Donnie Douchebag’s in town.
3I DON’T BELIEVE THIS ONE LITTLE BIT!
Drumpf’s entire campaign and presidency up to this moment has been one massive sinkhole. A tiny opening near Maralagos is just pressure being relieved a bit. I do believe the part about sulfur odors emanating from around Drumpf. Likely just more of that old man smell. Or the gates to the seventh ring of Hell have opened.
4Trump is a huge some kind of hole, but “sink” isn’t the type I was thinking of.
5Poor Donnie. As much as he would like to take credit for anything and everything that happens in his environment, he doesn’t get this.
Florida is going through yet another drought right now. Florida droughts result in sink-holes. That’s just what happens. And Trump wasn’t in Congress when they made the decision to pooh-pooh science and deny climate change. If he had been, he could take credit for the drought/sink-hole development. But he wasn’t so he can’t.
Sorry, Donnie — other people have power too, no matter how you like to deny that fact.
6Satan gave Roger Ailes permission to visit his buddy as long as it was someplace that had the same atmosphere as hell so he opened up a sinkhole next to grift-o-lago.
7I know it’s unavoidable to make fun but it’s not a sinkhole technically. Mar-a-Lago faces the ocean. Between it and the water there’s Southern Blvd., then some rocks, then the beach. It’s on a barrier island. Sinkholes form inland when an underground limestone cavern collapses and the earth above pours in. Sounds like the new watermain in front sprung a leak and this is a washout. But still…. Maybe tRump will figure out a way to make it a water feature and charge to see it.
8That’s it. Done with both the devil and the sky dog. One can’t aim the promised bolt of the lightening and the other screwed up the delivery date on that sink hole. You’re fired!
9Donnie has been up to some weird stuff this week. Peering into the eye of Sauron. Hanging out at an all male Toby Keith concert. Reminding you, that all these men aren’t supposed to drink alcohol, be alone with a woman, unless she’s his sister. What do they do at these testosterone filled gatherings? Hold hands? Whatever Donnie was up to, he was exhausted.
10And today he is visiting a wall, praying that his wall will stand as long as this one has.
Hilarious tweets! Portal, Dante, and so on. I think my favorite is an escape hatch for Melancholia. Bwahahahahahaha!!!
11A popular Yiddish curse is “May he sink into the earth.” You’re welcome.
12If ever there was a scriptural omen of Trump’s current political status, a sinkhole might just be the very thing.
13@Noone in particular ,just my two cents worth. At this point, better asinkhole than that the lobby of Mar-A-Lago is knee deep in sea water.We’ll get there soon enough. And the Cheeto Bandito will be among the first and the loudest complainers, But it definitely will not have anything to do with climate change or AGW.
14Donnie had better keep an eye on this hole. He has pissed off so many people in his lifetime, a contingent of them have by now gone to “glory?” Ten to one these are exactly the ones who not just spin in their graves whenever he does or says something, but the very ones digging tunnels! And that little old hole is their break out point!
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