December 28, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Goat Rodeos
Today, a judge in Alabama brushed aside Roy Moore’s lawsuit claiming systematic voter fraud, and the state certified the election of Democrat Doug Jones to the US Senate. Maybe Roy will have more time now to actually learn how to ride a horse.
https://youtu.be/knz68RTjiN8
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Roy Moore won’t concede, he claims there was voter fraud because too many black people voted against him, AND he’d like another election. Best headline I read recently:
Roy Moore Still a Refuses To Take No For An Answer
1Very telling that he thinks his term would have legitimacy had he actually prevailed.
2So an African American historic turnout gets translate as voter fraud? Well, when you consider that this guy is incapable of living up to a solemn oath taken with one hand on a Bible, then it almost makes sense he would think that way. He is in his own little world. Fine by me. May he stay there quiet and inactive for that rest of his existence and give that poor horse a much needed rest!
3Oh that that would be a picture of him riding off into the sunset, never to be heard from again.
4Whoever taught him to ride a horse should have their credentials revoked, if they have any in the first place. I ride like a very large sack of potatoes and I know that was just wrong. That poor horse.
5I use to ride at a riding stable and I learned real quick you don’t lean back in the saddle like that … you rub the hide off your tailbone doing that and that proves to be quite uncomfortable. I could sit a horse much better then that phony baloney jerk-off!
Oh, yes … Doug Jones was confirmed the winner and Roy’s lawsuit was dismissed! LOL
6I don’t believe the nasty looking bit/halter was fitted correctly on that poor horse.
He would have been as bad a senator as he is a rider.
Wake up America!
7Yeah, Johnny:
“Judge Johnny Hardwick of Montgomery County Circuit Court, citing a lack of jurisdiction, dismissed Mr. Moore’s complaint minutes before the vote was certified.”
8Fake cowboy. Fake human being. ”I bet his ol’ butt was sore the next morning – the way it was bouncing in the saddle. I hope he just uses a stick hobby horse the next time.
9_ _ _ _ him and the horse he rode in on…well maybe not the poor horse. The horse was given a choice of a better rider.
10OOPS! The horse wasn’t given a choice…
11Goodbye and good riddance. I hope the horse has a long and happy life, and Sassy never has to tolerate that loser again.
12Moore and his named favorite horse one ‘Sassy’ galloped off so Roy-Boy could get home and start thumbing through his favorite reading material( it wasn’t the bible,) but his collection of “Sassy” girlie mags!
Bound up in leather and by the years they were issued, Roy-Boy settled down on the closet floor, wearing only his cowboy boots and began fondling himself till he fell sound asleep!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sassy_(magazine)
13Aren’t the guys in the black hats the bad guys in all those westerns?
14The way he saws at the reins makes me cringe. The last shot where Sassy is giving Roy the stank eye is perfect.
15My first thought was he should switch to side saddle since he is clearly uncomfortable ridin’ astride. I only get to ride a few times a year but am comfortable enough in the saddle to not look like a city slicker! He’d better learn to post or he’ll bruise his dang kidneys! He’d never have lasted on a cattle drive, where we spent 12-14 hours in the saddle in a constant pounding rain. Granted, he’s an old man, but I doubt his “favorite horse” ever got much attention before this stunt.
That horse must be an Obama supporter because it has Michelle’s side-eye down to perfection!
16That horse was trying to get the bit in his teeth so he could run under a mesquite and toss Moore into the prickly pears and go on home to eat and get a drink.
I’m just glad Doug Jones won. Yay!
17Even in the pictures without Sassy, I still see a horse’s ass.
18FYI:
The Moore’s two horses (there may be more) are named:
1. Sassy, the smaller palomino/buckskin,
2. Sundance, the paint (mottled chestnut-white).
Both appear to be mares. I usually only do pictures and TV news clips, not streaming innaartoobs media, so they look like mares to me.
Ol’ Roy (the perv) rides both badly.
19Sandridge –
Well that’s as expected. Moore obviously doesn’t know how to decently treat any kind of female.
20Lunargent-
21Right, I’d like to see one of them poor girls dropkick the perv into next week in Arkansas or the GOM.
Horses are pretty perceptive (I hesitate to write ‘smart’) about what kind of rider they have aboard.
I never bothered to own one, way too much trouble for me, but we often went to riding stables in various places.
There was/is a fantastic one east of El Paso, you could freely ride a desert and mountain setting just like every Western movie and show you ever saw, many thousands of acres, a blast.
In San Antonio’s Brackenridge Park there used to be a riding stable too that was fun, you could roam around much of the park on your own (if the stablehands trusted you), me and the kids had favorite mounts that knew us well (I still remember their names).
Others were/are near Bandera, and even the old O.I.L. Ranch (dude ranch-kids park) near Houston, out towards Hempstead or Brenham, IIRC off Hwy 290.
Donna Jo, I’ll bet he doesn’t even know what posting is let alone be able to do it. Seeing him bounce around in that saddle suggests he’s seldom, if ever, ridden a horse.
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