After All, You Can’t Shoot Your Way Out of a Nuclear Meltdown, Charlton Heston
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I know what you’re thinking: Where did Juanita get a genuine Geiger counter? And, more importantly,where can I get one?
Juanita keeps this Geiger counter on the appointment desk of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc, because you can never be too ready, too paranoid, or too afraid of what is in some woman’s purse.
I know that everybody is a little antsy what with all the horrors on the other side of the world, so if you feel the need to drink or eat an extra piece of fudge today, here’s a good excuse.
And in answer to your question, Juanita bought the Geiger counter on Ebay for $10 cash American money about 15 years ago because she thought it was very cool. She was, after all, third grade civil defense monitor.