Dick Cheney, who is anxious to get his daughter elected to Congress to clear his name, signed up for the Annual One Shot Antelope Hunt.  Wyoming would have won except for one thing, Dick Cheney couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if he was inside the barn.

Last time, he claimed his friend stood in front of the buckshot.  This time he blamed the gun manufacturer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCx1fzDcrNg

“The Vice President is an excellent shot,” said the captain of the Wyoming team Governor Matt Mead. “He (Vice President Dick Cheney) had a gun malfunction. But I think he is so excited and enjoyed this so much. He’ll be back next year.”

“I don’t take it personally,” said the former V.P. to the crowed of hunters at the victory banquet.  “I’m sure there was a small problem with the manufacturer.” But I will be back next year and I have enjoyed it, it’s been fantastic. It’s great to spend so much time with some fine folks.”

“So, instead of blaming a bad shot, he blamed the gun company.  This should come as no surprise; he’s been confused about blame before.  After all, he did blame Iraq for the 911 attacks.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.