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Juanita recognizes that it’s become popular to compare anything you don’t like to Hitler. However, she deems it inappropriately wasteful that Barack Obama is the only thing that’s been carried along with this fast-paced trend.

Take, for example, Rand Paul.  Rand The Man With No Plan said that Obama’s rise to “power” mimicked … you got it … Hitler.

Soon-to-be-Kentucky Senator Rand Paul once appeared to express anxiety that the state of affairs in America was opening a path for President Obama to grow into a Hitler-like leader who would snatch up civil liberties in the name of security.

And since all politics are local, Fort Bend County’s own Kesha Rogers, the smug queen of the LaRouchites, has taken to singing Christmas Carols about Obama being Hitler.  LaRouchites are to politics what professional wrestling is to sports.

“It seems wasteful, not to mention terribly unfair to Hitler, that Obama gets to be the only thing that’s like Hitler.  Honey, Republicans and LaRouchites can’t be hogging all the crazy,” Juanita explains.

Juanita suggest that all of us at the beauty salon start spreading the Hitler around.

“That hairdo is Hitler,” exclaims Verdelia.

“Crap! This hot dog tastes like Hitler,” adds BubbaX.

“Oh, the pain!  I think Hitler is in my feet,” suggests Thelma.

They’ve got the hang of it.