Abraham Lincoln Didn’t Sleep Here
Sarah Palin dusted off the bus and began her Loudest Family Vacation Ever tour again.
She went to Ronald Reagan’s birthplace and tried to write “Sarah Was Here” over the fact that Reagan raised taxes 7 times.
She then went to the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum, where she posed for pictures and asked, “Who’s the dude in the he-man beard?”
Y’all, she’s just gotta run for President. I’m getting tired of picking on Rick Perry.