A Star Is Born
Remember Kimberly Guilfoyle? Don’t lie and say you forgot or that you wen in for surgery to get that part of your brain removed. I mean, how the hell will you ever describe a screeching banshee without saying Guilfoyle?
Oh yeah, now you remember.
Trump called her minutes after the speech, comparing her speech to Eva Peron on stage and adding …
“That was fantastic…so amazing,” Trump said on the Monday night call. “So much energy…so much passion.” According to these sources, the president added that “nobody could have done that but you,” calling her “my Kimberly.” He told her that hers was one of the “greatest” speeches he’d ever seen.
Rational people thought she was chewing the scenery and forgot to wear her dress over her Spanx.
But Dear Leader loved it, even if she is an immigrant from Puerto Rico.
Maniacal raging bullshit- both of them.
1Wow.
Melania and Don Jr had better watch out – looks like Trump is homing in on wife number four.
2Next time if she’s dresses in gold – – it’ll be a fantastic, perfect speech.
And while we’re at it, Trump should change his logo to a small case t, and require administration officials wear one like an American flag pin. It will look like a cross for the Evangelicals, but wink-wink, we’ll know what it really means.
3You make it sound like you ever thought he had any taste or sense.
4I have to wonder whose commentaries he was watching, because he couldn’t have thought up Eva Peron by himself. I know some left wing commentaries said that…laughingly.
5Trevor Noah said “ She was so loud that Canada called the cops.”
And just what was Gavin Newsome on when he married her?
6Trump fell in love with Evita as soon as he heard the lyric “when the money keeps rolling in, you don’t keep books…”
7@Jan Walker Yep, Donald loves her like his daughter.
8“…..don’t cry for me PUUEERRTO RIIIIIICO……
9the truth is I never loved you!!!!
You know who in Trump’s family is a real immigrant, that would be Trump’s mother!
Mary Anne MacLeod Trump
“Born in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland, UK, she emigrated to the United States in 1930 and became a naturalized citizen in 1942. She raised five children with her husband and lived in the New York area.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_MacLeod_Trump#:~:text=Born%20in%20the%20Outer%20Hebrides,in%20the%20New%20York%20area.
10You perfectly summed up Kimberly Guillfoyle’s performance, JJ! Well done!
11So much energy! So much passion!
Drug check!!!!!
12Whomever called her Kimberly *Gargoyle* perhaps had the most accurate description.
13@maggie
14A white, powdery substance believed to be cocaine. No dopamine and serotonin for Kimberly 24ish hours.
Kimberly the swamp Gavin divorced? That she appeared appeared and on drugs to support the f cking moron demands questions and answers. Is she looking for an improbable payday or is she snorting to erase herself in the Junior Mint quagmire?
15She’s a Gargoyle spewing water(?) from on high like the down spouts on a crumbling abandoned cathedral.
P S: She does have an impressive (scary) set of pearlies. Some Hollywood dentist got carried away.
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