A Signing of the Times
Donald Trump cannot get diddle squat done.
For some reason, he doesn’t want his supporters to know that. So, in what might go down as Olympic qualifying goofiness, he has taken to signing memos ceremoniously.
This is an honest to gosh picture of Trump signing a damn memo saying he supports privitazation of air traffic control. Everybody else writes that stuff on a sticky note, but not Glitter Donald.
Look at Ted Cruz standing there like Trump just named him Man of the Damn Decade.
The more I watch Trump, the more I know Marco Rubio was right about the small hands.
…meanwhile Orange Julius has resorted to Kim Sung Whom-like threats to unseen shadows he will commit holy war on Syrians if they do what he thinks they might wanna do… like last time he fired 58 missiles and hit absolutely nothing…
Used to be a nice diversion from bad healthcare news and Russian heartbreak, but I do not see why the media wastes a second on his pronouncements which are not subject to cross-examination of any kind.
1Of course Cruz is right up front; he lurves him some camera time.
And Dummy Don signing stuff that doesn’t matter, as if it matters.
2Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself: “Look at Ted Cruz standing there like Trump just named him Man of the Damn Decade.”
That’s Teddie! Acting like a ______ as always. Fill in your word of choice to describe Teddie from the long list of words on Mama’s soap dispenser of things that shouldn’t be said. Most all of those words aptly describe Teddie. Please don’t tell Mama, but I know a few words that are not on her list that also describe Teddie.
FWIW Some of my favorite Teddie moments. #1 His daughter retracting from him in revulsion when Teddie tried to hug her. #2 Teddie rushing to hug his daddy and elbowing his wife upside her head in his rush to do so. Obviously Teddie has hug issues. #3 Opportunity missed. Teddie rushing Donnie for a hug.
And, please Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, again, I beg you to not share that dreadful Teddie moment visual of Teddie in his younger doofii days wearing that inexplicably ugly whatever jacket. Please. Really. Please don’t share.
3this is an obscene picture of the most disgusting ass sucking ever. well, other than all the rest of them. especially that cabinet ass kissing last week.
4what happened to cruz’s absolute offense of the dumpster’s wifey comments?
@oldymoldy:
Cruz is easy. He sells out cheap for another chance at influence, wifey be damned. She’s just a woman, anyway–they don’t matter much to his stripe of Christian.
5Cruz certainly seems to have gotten over the mortal insults from Trump he said he would never forget last year.
6Small hands doesn’t mean he’s not a dick.
7Old Quaker (Colorado), fun with English. Teddie is what represents the least of him.
8Donnie and Ted are both camera whores (sorry, Mama). Throw Sarah Palin in the ring and you’d have a cage death match to get in front of the camera and microphone.
Unfortunately while Donnie is hogging the news media, his rightwing appointees are doing ugly stuff unseen. The EPA is about to scrap the clean water rule that protects about a third of the country’s drinking water; Interior wants to have a uranium mine next to the Grand Canyon; and Gorsuch on the SCOTUS is every bit the extreme right-winger we thought he was.
9Keep it up, Donny Boy. Pleeeeze keep signing memos and initiatives that were begun during the Obama administration [like the one he signed yesterday that makes it easier to fire incompetent people in the VA.] The more of this make-work stuff you do, the less time you spend insulting our allies and sucking up to Vlad.
10Rhea, with all of Donnie’s appointees, this is akin to stomping out brush fires. Ryan Zinke over at Interior wants to blow up the economy as he attends to blowing up the environment. Set aside for the moment the tourism dollars generated by the Grand Canyon and let’s have a chat with Ryan about his free spending snacilbupeR ways. snacilbupeR love to talk about costs, so let’s talk the costs of this little old uranium dig, while no one has yet proposed a rational solution to over a half century of nuclear accumulated waste. Oh yeah, let’s also bring pRick Perry into the discussion; he’s somewhere riding a not dead enough nuclear warhead, or trying on glasses. Meanwhile Betsy Devos scurries on past scooping up taxpayer education dollars for herself and friends, while effectively releasing her policy equivalent of the neutron bombs on our schools.
The Gish Gallop and gas lighting is dominating the media as Donnie sucks the air out of the room. Meanwhile his ‘best of the best people’ or whatever he promised are sucking America dry.
Gorsuch. Guess Mart Green wasn’t available.
11I always wanted to comment on this but it seems silly. Not important but why is trump sitting at a small kindergarten desk when he sign “stuff”?
12Maymoon, maybe because Steve Bannon is sitting at Donnie’s “big boy” desk? And, let’s face it, if the staff rolled out Donnie’s big boy desk, they’d send him into a twitter rage* if his Crayola spilled onto the floor. Then there are those pesky White House leaks that might reveal Jughead Kushner attached to the desk like a desperate glom on barnacle.
twitter rage* scary eh? The generally crazy gook that has been the norm of late on Dolt45’s twitter account is supposedly thanks to Ivanka’s best effort to keep the Toddler-in-Thief tame.
Thanks Ivanka.
13How long will Trump’s caddies continue to cover for him? He is still 50% bullshit, 40% lies and 10% hair dye.
14It looks like an old timey book signing at a bookstore.
Remember when people wrote books? Read books? When there were shops that sold books?
Look what a single sheet of paper and Twitter has brought us. The Twilight Oval Office Zone.
15@Rhea#9-This crew is not going to be happy until the Cuyahoga River reignites. I thought having aSecretary of the Interior from Montana would make a difference, so far he’s as much a RWNJ
16as any of Cheeto Jesus’ appointments.
Old Quaker, I couldn’t have said it better myself.
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