A Public Service
Here’s a starting place …
If anyone is looking for a good porn star to make whoopee with while married, I strongly suggest you don’t retain the services of Stormy Daniels.
If anyone is looking for an EPA Director without kinky ideas about phone booths or a shopping addiction, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Scott Pruitt.
If anyone is looking for a pleasantly foul-mouthed White House Director of Communications who can help you with your PR problem while not drawing attention to himself, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Anthony Scaramucci.
If anyone is looking for a Chief Strategist who people trust, looks professional, and won’t write a bad book about you, I strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Steve Bannon.
If anyone is looking for a National Security Advisor who doesn’t do that squat dance wearing a Russian bear hat while whistling “Power to the Putin” and “Lock her up!”, I strongly suggest you not retain the services of Michael Flynn.
If anyone is looking for a campaign advisor who is not Putin’s boy toy and who freely yaks to the special prosecutor, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of George Papadopoulos.
You know this could go on forever, right? Feel free to add your own.
If anyone is looking for a good swamp to drain, a swamp you can flush and siphon off without leaks, I strongly suggest you avoid Washington D.C.
1Add DeVos…….she and her religious charters are stripping public schools of their rightful taxpayer funding. She is a nasty piece of work.
2If anyone is looking for an outreach liaison to the African-American community who doesn’t secretly tape over 200 conversations with your staff and family to use against you after she’s been shown the door, I would strongly suggest you not retain the services of Omarosa Manigault Newman.
If anyone is looking for a Speaker of the House and a Senate Majority Leader who don’t resemble spineless invertebrate banana slugs who put party over country, I would strongly suggest you not choose Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.
If anyone is looking for a presidential spokesperson who won’t stand before the press, the people of this country, and the entire world and lie repeatedly, day after day, and yet still be able to sleep at night, I strongly suggest you not retain Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
3Trump tweet for the occasion (12:12 PM – 6 Jan 2014):
4“Entrepreneurs: Set the example and you’ll be a magnet for the right people. Great leaders determine the teams they assemble.”
Perhaps what Mr Trump is referring to is that Mike Cohen is booked solid for the next three years.
5And we hire only the Best People!
6If anyone is looking to have a swamp drained…….
7Trump is NOT your man!!!!!!!!
@Diane
“…when you are up to your a$$ in alligators, it is difficult to remember that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.” And, of course, “Trump is NOT your man!!!!!!!!”
8If anyone is looking for a President who has a brain in their head, matured past fourth grade, isn’t a racist or sexist creep, has any loyalty to the United States, has actually read and understood the US Constitution, did not flunk every science class, knows how to hire people who also meet these qualifications, and won’t act like a total horse’s ass and humiliate the country in public… don’t nominate or vote for Donald Trump.
9If anyone is looking for someone who doesn’t look like and do his best to emulate Joseph Goebbels to hire as a domestic policy advisor, don’t hire Stephen Miller.
10Hello-
When did Sarah Huckabee Sanders drop Huckabee?
11Wiki is no help, Siri doesn’t want to speculate and really, why now?
If anyone is looking for a husband who will honor his marriage vows and set an example of integrity for his children, don’t even think about Donald Dump.
12And if anyone is looking for a Congress with moral integrity and courage, stay far away from Republicans.
This administration is like the script of the Producers.
They hired all the misfits, lowlifes and idiots to produce a scam.
The only thing is this is real and is not funny.
13The producers spoof is still one of my favorites.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-adk-adk_sbnt&hsimp=yhs-adk_sbnt&hspart=adk&p=kimmel+jimmy+trump+producers+spoof#id=1&vid=632f5afaa41ba2569624073d3cd2237b&action=click
14Consider this: in order to drain the swamp Trump threw in everyone he liked. There were so many of them in the swamp that it totally over-flowed, thereby, drained!
Yeah, I know! You’re right. I just didn’t get any sleep last night.
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