A Public Service

August 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s a starting place …

 

 

If anyone is looking for a good porn star to make whoopee with while married, I strongly suggest you don’t retain the services of Stormy Daniels.

If anyone is looking for an EPA Director without kinky ideas about phone booths or a shopping addiction, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Scott Pruitt.

If anyone is looking for a pleasantly foul-mouthed White House Director of Communications who can help you with your PR problem while not drawing attention to himself, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Anthony Scaramucci.

If anyone is looking for a Chief Strategist who people trust, looks professional, and won’t write a bad book about you, I strongly suggest that you not retain the services of Steve Bannon.

If anyone is looking for a National Security Advisor who doesn’t do that squat dance wearing a Russian bear hat while whistling “Power to the Putin” and “Lock her up!”, I strongly suggest you not retain the services of Michael Flynn.

If anyone is looking for a campaign advisor who is not Putin’s boy toy and who freely yaks to the special prosecutor, I would strongly suggest that you not retain the services of George Papadopoulos.

 

You know this could go on forever, right?  Feel free to add your own.

 

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