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Juanita’s grandpa used to entertain her with stories about his little brother.  He told Juanita that his little brother was so ugly that his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him.

It seems that a guy in Wisconsin by the name of Jerry Deschane had the same problem.  His 27 year old son, Brian, dropped out of college and has little management experience.  But on the upside, Brian has successfully obtained several drunken-driving convictions.

So Jerry tied a pork chop around Brian’s neck and sent him out to play government.

Daddy Deschane gave more than $121,000 to Governor Scott Walker and his running mate.

Brian Deschane - Pre Pork Chop

Son Deschane then gets “a cushy job earning $81,500 per year” working in Governor Walker’s administration.  The guys he beat out for the job as head of environmental and regulatory affairs in the state Department of Commerce were (1) a guy with a doctorate and eight years’ experience overseeing the cleanup of petroleum-contaminated sites, and (2) a professional engineer who served since 2003 in the post to which Deschane was appointed.

Daddy Deschane claims he in no way got this job for his son, other than mentioning to Walker’s campaign manager and now chief of staff, that his son “was out there and available.”

And he had a pork chop around his neck.