A Plethora Of Poopie del Polo *Almost Continually Updated*
You wanna hear something that is so chicken poop it takes the prize of all chicken poop everywhere for all time? In the World Series of chicken poop, this wins five games straight.
Remember the woman who had the F*** Trump sticker on her pick up truck and the sheriff in my damn county, Troy Nehls, issued a threat against her civil rights on damn Facebook?
The sheriff is fixing to announce that he’s running for congress in the Republican primary against incumbent Pete Olson. This whole Facebook thing backfired horribly on him. Nehls said in the Facebook post that the local district attorney has agreed to file charges against the owner of the truck. The district attorney responded that he never said any such thing because he understands the First Amendment and supports it.
Oops. Egg on face alert.
The sheriff’s department issues a statement.
Fort Bend County Sheriff’s spokeswoman Caitlin Espinosa said Sheriff Nehls was no longer commenting on the matter following threats to his wife and children after the post went viral on social and news media.
Troy Nehls
This is at least the fourth time I can recall that he’s hidden behind his wife and children when he’s made a fool of himself. This becomes important in a minute.
Well ….
Now Nehls has changed his whole story. Now he’s claiming the whole Facebook post was not about the F*** Trump. It was about bringing the owner out in the public because he has a warrant on her for fraud. (By the way, a hot check can cause a fraud warrant.) Then he forgets the whole wife and kid thing and issues a statement:
The Facebook post accomplished its objective and now we know who owns the truck,” he said.
Holy damn crap.
Okay, he just did that Facebook thing just to see who owns the truck? No. I don’t think so. The police can look you up though your license plate.
Okay, wait some more. You have a warrant and you know the name on the warrant. If you knew the person driving the truck was the same person on the warrant, why didn’t you just freekin’ look up her driver’s license to see where she lives? Let me see if I have this right: You’re using the county’s Facebook account as an investigative tool when you could have looked up her voter registration, which is public record, and which I did. And it’s there. Easy, peasy.
I forgot to mention that Nehls has a degree from Liberty University. I am not kidding. He is a Jerry Falwell robot. I’m not saying he’s dumb, but bless his heart, he’s not the brightest light on the Christmas tree. Oh hell, he’s dumb as dog dump.
So, Sheriff Nehls executed a warrant from last August at Karen Fonseca’s home last night.
Mike Fonseca, Karen’s husband, says she was arrested at their Stafford home in front of her 6-year-old daughter.
He questions the timing.
“I think it’s the sticker,” he said during an interview outside the Fort Bend County Jail.
In police lingo, this is called, “You can beat the rap but you can’t beat the ride.”
Now here’s the thing that’s gonna cause you to hit the roof: Karen Fonseca, the owner of the truck, used to work for Troy Nehls at the sheriff’s department.
This stinks to high hell and back, and I could not be more delighted.
UPDATE
Bubba has been helping us. Look at the date on this. (Click on the little one to get the big one.)
Note this – “Arrest Date: Not arrested on this charge.”
Next obvious question, given that she used to work with him…any chance she is a Me Too?
1So, how long has she had the sticker? Was her truck parked in the Sheriff’s parking lot every day while she was at work and no one noticed?
Having worked at the county, I can tell you everyone knows everyone’s vehicle, don’t even need a sticker to identify it.
There is more to this story……
2If I lived in Fort Bend County, I’d strongly consider my own truck sign with Troy Nehls name on it instead of Trump’s. Assuming there were no outstanding warrants. And I had a wide angle dash cam installed.
3So “Karen Fonseca, the owner of the truck, used to work for Troy Nehls at the sheriff’s department as late as last summer.”, which is around the time Rosenberg PD asked for the warrant according to one news story I read. If the two events are connected, why did the SO delay 2+ months serving the warrant? As *Cheryl Ann* says above, everyone knows everyone when they work at smaller cities and counties. (Not Dallas or Harris but certainly Fort Bend, Collin, and Denton for example.)
4Look at this very funny ‘enhanced’ image of the Snowflake Sheriff at a (linked) comment made on DKos (can’t embed it or direct-image-link here), but put down your drink or finish your food first:
https://www.dailykos.com/comments/1716097/68371251#comment_68371251
5PS: JJ,
6The Spanish word for chicken is “Pollo” (pronounced ‘poiyyo’, not spelled- “Polo”.
Sounds as if this guy would make a great Republican Congress Critter: dumb as a post, avoids the truth and is a coward. He and Louie would be besties.
7So wait, the “offense date” was “March 10, 2014 – April 29, 2014”? Over three years ago? And the alleged offense is “Fraudulent Use or Possession of Identifying Information” (i.e., identity theft), governed by Texas Penal Code 32.51. Was she working at the sheriff’s office in 2014?
8So she once worked for the Sheriff’s Department? Hmmm. She should get herself an agent as well as a lawyer and get a deal start don the book she is going to write about the shenanigans at the Sheriff’s Department. Sticker on a truck! My foot!
9Well, the tag “Stupid is as Stupid does” as an election motto worked for Trump, it’s sure to work for this stupid fool.
(“Liberty University”, indeed)
10Kenneth, I am working on finding that out right now.
11Whatever is in the water or other liquids that the sheriff consumes? Has it been tested for strange chemicals?
12Nehls never hesitates to use Republican hate publicity as well as fabricated warrants and citations to marginalize and dismiss his targets. It works to get him thought of as a law and order guy and elected to public office. Meanwhile, Nehls is as ignorant of law and justice as anyone could be, but even worse he is a genius at inciting the ignorant to attack his opposition. He is a dangerous man, who needs to be fired ASAP!
13Just remember the crowd he is trying to reach. They believe anything. Reminds me of the old commercial – “let Joey try it, he will try anything.” That’s the ones who will vote for this moron.
14Hola, Juanita:
Please tell me that this dude does NOT use your salon for hair styling!
Besos desde Espana…
15Kary
I hope she contacted the ACLU TX as they suggested.
16I can hear the story line of that lady trying to get back at Officer Snowflake. Somebody’s tax money paying for it too. Which reminds me about our Texas guvner who got mad at the Travis County sheriff and punished not only her but the whole blinkin’ county. They had to take up a collection to keep the offices open. And the Democrats need a opponent for Gov. Meanie.
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