A New Hope
Remember four years ago when Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race and then got back in?
It must be a Texas thang.
Don’t count Ted Cruz out, Honey.
Ted Cruz floated the possibility of restarting his presidential campaign if he wins Nebraska’s GOP primary on Tuesday and avoided saying whether he supports Donald Trump’s bid for president.
Cruz, who suspended his White House run last week, said he does not expect to win Nebraska’s primary but is leaving the door open.
He doesn’t expect to win, but if he does, he might stay in the race. Translation into the Sane: Please, please, for God’s sake, don’t forget my name. Please.
Come on, Nebraska, Remember the Cruz!
“I don’t care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.”
1Some egos just won’t stay deflaTed. Now please excuse me while I enjoy your Jon Stewart experience, before dissecting what desiccaTed evil Crooze is floating now.
2Desperation in the flesh!
3He still thinks Jesus is going to reach down and put his butt on the throne.
4Zombies never go away.
5Welcome to the Dawn of the Apocalypse.
How come you can’t get your good Texans to come back from the dead?
6Oozy Croozy ponders sliming himself back into the snacilbupeR ridiculousness. I wonder if the clown car is going to refill? Wouldn’t that be entertaining? Conditions now in snacilbupeR land are fairly chaotic. Why not make it completely, putridly insane? Jump back in Rancid Pole, pRick, Miz Lindsey, Little Marco, Gov. Cartman! Oops. Not Gov. Cartman. He’s got a man crush on Drumpf.
7Guess ole TransRectalUltraSound Ted (TRUSTED) is just like a cockroach. Just when you think they’re dead and gone, the pop up again. But WAIT! There are always more roaches in the GOP roach motel. And they are ready and eager to swarm out during the convention.
8Maybe he thinks he can avoid returning the campaign contributions this way.
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