A Man’s Gotta Do What A Man’s Gotta Do and a Woman’s Gotta Do the Rest
I would like to give a loud applause to Mrs. Rand Paul.
When asked if he was going to make a Presidential run in 2014, Rand Pal replied …
“Where’s my cellphone? Can I call my wife?” Paul joked. “There’s two votes in my family. My wife has both of them and both of them are ‘no’ votes right now.”
“If I’m a very able politician, I’ll tell you in a year whether I’m able to persuade my wife. Right now, I don’t know yet, but I thank you for your interest,” he said.
Girl, you stick to your guns. Your man ain’t got a lick of sense and there’s no telling what he’s done or said that you don’t know about yet. And you know you’re gonna get the blame for that hair. There ain’t no way around that.
I don’t know how things are in Kentucky but in Texas we have community property. That means you own half the money and all the hoochie. That can be a very persuasive thing.
Thanks to Lindy for the heads up.
Juanita, while his wife might own all the marital hoochie, but she doesn’t have any control over all the skanky Washington hoochie. Of which there is plenty. A man in his position has hoochie thowing itself at him. He can get more than a lifetime of the hooch if he wants.
And if we know anything about Republicans, sooner or later they all get caught with their hand in the hoochie jar, so to speak.
1Every time I see one of these right-wing guys and imagine being his wife, I wonder why the wives don’t flee before marriage or shortly thereafter. I cannot imagine being stuck with a Rand Paul or Paul Ryan or Cornyn or Stockman or Abbott or Dewhurst, let alone a Perry. Or Cheney. There is not money enough in the world to make up for being stuck in the same household with those men.
2@Elizabeth
Girl, I feel the same way. Any man who would even consider challenging my rights in any way shape or form would be limping down the road with a big old knot on his head. I held out for an intelligent confident man who knows Happy Wife = Happy Life.
I just can’t imagine how any smart women could be happy with such greedy hateful people.
3Oh hell no. Let him run so we can get rid of him in Kentucky. And on a serious note, concur: how come those Republican women stay married to those guys?
4@Elizabeth, @Lorraine in Spring,
5I hope the T-Party wives have good strong pre-nups in force. Their fool’s train will end eventually and I suspect (and actuall hope) abruptly.
Kelley Ashby Paul was a Strangulation Media consultant. Conflict of interest concerns, she resigned to manage his campaign. Don’t let coy Kelley fool you. She knows all of Rand’s weaknesses. If he jumps into the 2016 race, expect to be at the very last minute, because long and hard close scrutiny would topple him out of the gate. Another tawdry little fact, she worked for Ted Cruz. She could be sneaky.
Greed attracts greed. Check out her bling. It’s probably very real and very much not rented for the occasion.
6PKM, but don’t you understand that he isn’t challenging his wife’s rights at all.
They have money. Lots of it. And access to even so much more.
So all these silly little laws he promotes are meaningless to the likes of her. She’s above it all.
Laws are only for the little (poor) people.
7So what happened to “one man,one vote?” Please ladies,don’t get mad at me ,I know you are special and all,I just live to throw this stuff back in Wingnut’s faces. There are two political parties in this country messing everything up. One is the extreme right wing dingbat conservatives and the other is the even more extreme right wing dingbat t-bag conservatives on steroids.
8Good one Mark Johnson. She says,”I’m cutting you off forever.” He says,”Impossible, my dear. You don’t know where I’m getting it from.”
9PKM, you’re on to her:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/vogue-magazine-profile-rand-paul-wife-kelley-article-1.1459982
10http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/12/ted-cruz-left-mandela-memorial-during-raul-castro-speech/?cmpid=hpts
Now we know why Ted Cruz went to this service.
He wasted the taxpayer’s money….. so he could walk out .
Who is going to speak, and what is going to take place at a “State Funeral”….. is known well in advance of the event.
Cruz ……. totally is (momma look away)….. a “pr**k.
He brought shame to his office, and to his country (wait…. do we even know what that is anymore?)
11What he meant was “hell no, I’d be beaten like a rented mule”.
12Why would she be so disturbed by his hair? Her hairstyle shows she doesn’t really have style herself. I would just love to take a hairbrush to it.
13Nouveau riche. Doesn’t know that all the bling means she has no class.
I, for one, am looking forward to the Repugs battling each other in their 2016 presidential primary. Just remember the cast of characters we got to howl at in 2012. The more the merrier, for us. Maybe some old faves will be at the podium, like Newt, Mitt, Ricky, Goodhair, Michele, Herman and Rand.
14Can’t wait to see Rubio swilling water and Ryan trying to get rid of Social Security again.
Maybe he’ll trot out his dear old mom too.
Rand’s false obeisance to his wife is a crock.
I do disagree with one thing, Miz Juanita. Any man who consults with his wife before making a major, life-changing decision that will affect them both is a wise man. Even stuff like last minute company better be discussed if marital bliss is to be maintained.
The stuff on votes? Hyperbole.
e platypus onion — we had a multiple vote rule in college. The person driving the car had one more vote on where to go out to eat than the number of people in the car. 🙂
15My question is: how much of her husband’s political and social insanity and immaturity does she share? Does she “think” like he does?
16You mean to tell me there is a MRS Pail???
17God help her, unless of course they both live in the same institution for the permanently afflicted.
The whole notion that somebody would engage in hoochie with Rand Paul is beyond my capacity to comprehend.
18reamus & Mary Hackett Graham, worry not about Kelley Ashby Paul. She can match old Randall 2 to 1 in the self-serving department. Before she flacked for hubby, she was the media fluffer for Ted Cruz. In terms of soulless, they deserve each other.
When old unemployable Rand was creating his own board for certification, she and her Daddy conspired with Ron Paul to find the bilge husband, SIL, son a job as US Senator from KY.
There’s good reason she won’t toss his hat into the 2016 ring a second too soon. He cannot withstand the scrutiny. Think the idiots are waiting for the national ‘thug convention to toss him in as a “favorite son,” after the others have gone cannibal on each other. His odds? Slim and none.
Rand Paul, plagiarist and punk is rather thoroughly debunked. Ted Cruz is on a one man self annihilating mission. Marco Rubio is now sticking his nose out of the worm hole. But it is not looking good for the Tea Bags. Watch the pr-Christmas vacation fun with the compromise budget.
The popcorn and lemonade is on me. Lots of train wreck and carnage within the GOP to come before the New Year.
19I don’t know. For people like that hootchie isn’t as important as feeling superior.
I mean, those kind of people would never look lovingly at their partner, think of the day ahead, think “screw it” and spend the rest of the day between the sheets*.
* Hey, that’s what nannies are for, right?
20I agree with anyone who gets major whim-whams whenever Randy opens his nasty little mouth. The thought that someone might actually be his wife is mind-blowing. Although, if she worked for Cruz, she doesn’t much care about hair, and so, she is in the right place. Bad hair deserves bad hair. Every time I think there can’t be any worse people in that Teajihadist Nation, BOOM– there is yet another! So invigorating, whack-a-moralistic meathead…
21Someone observed that Laura Bush always looked sort of… medicated. Another person replied, “Wouldn’t you be?”
@ Miemaw, Cruz walked out for one reason: more camera on him. That’s the reason he went in the first place, probably planning a stunt like that, and it’s only reason he does anything.
22Kentucky is a community property state. We also allow ersatz medical boards to certify the physicians who are the only parties to the board.
But I wouldn’t saddle her with the hair decision. Since he’s an ersatz Opthomologist with ersatz hair perched atop a cranium with an ersatz mind driven by an ersatz brain.
23Mrs. Paul? does she do fishtsticks?
She’s not all that (and looks seem to be REALLY important to movers’n’slimers like her boy, Randy. She actually looks like Ann Coulter with a few more pounds on her frame. Anorexic, or nearly so, pale and blonde–the GOP’s trifecta of feminine beauty.
“she doesn’t have any control over all the skanky Washington hoochie”
Isn’t she sorta “Skanky Washington hoochie, emeritus”, already? Wouldn’t the others accord her some professional courtesy?
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