July 22, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Goodness
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I still say that one kid looks suspiciously like Louie Anderson.
1Holy crap. The shadow in the window looks suspiciously like the baby Donnie blimp!
2Ha ha ha! Outside my window….
3How times have changed. When I was a child growing up the monsters always lurked, hiding at night under the bed. Now, even for children of royalty, they’re right outside the window, in broad daylight.
4Throw some Holy Water out the window- quick!
5All that beauty in that room, still not enough to drive away the ugliness outside…
6Harpoon the Great White Whale! The great, UGLY, FAT, PASTY-WHITE whale.
7Now that just gave me the shivers on the same level as the Psycho movie did.
8Say what you will about the monarchy, it must be comforting to live in a country where the titular heads of state exhibit class, families values, and fashion sense. And having our very own home-grown American Beauty as part of the picture makes it all the sweeter.
9Dump’s the dark shadow over all our lives, worldwide.
10Please Mr. Mueller pin him down soon so we can see him pop and go away into a nice dark cell, never to be heard from again.
PS – definitely the Donnie blimp. Lordy, I hope it’s photoshopped!
11Oops – lost original post! (Ahem:)
Regardless of how you feel about the monarchy, it must be comforting to live in a country where the titular heads of state exhibit class, family values, and fashion sense. And having our own home-grown American Beauty as part of it makes it all the sweeter.
12I’d love to puncture that bloated gasbag and watch it fly around whizzing nasty air out the hole until it’s just an impotent little flat thing on the ground with ugly little angry eyes.
And I’d like to deflate the balloon too.
13@Rhea: (Rimshot)
14This would have been better without the Photoshopped photobomb.
15One spooky trumpkin who thinks he should be royal, haunting a bunch who think their so-called royalty means something other than being paid lots of money every year for doing nothing! WOW!! that sound just like congress!!
16Does it remind anybody of the candidates’ debate when Trump kept lurching around the stage, creepily looming behind Hillary?
17Slipstream – my thoughts exactly. This is typical of the Supreme Satsuma.
18I think there were two of the Bloated Balloons made (not counting the original who was visiting). And since Trump has returned to his burrow, maybe we can put together a Go Fund Me to buy them from the Brits, and permanently deploy them someplace in DC where they would be easily visible from the White House.
Trump doesn’t read and only watches Fox, but even a subliterate can’t miss a be-diapered balloon. Any DC-familiar folks here who know a good place to anchor one? The DC government would probably be friendly to the idea. It’d also be fun to deploy one near Mar-A-Largo, but Florida seems to be a fully-owned Republican nuthouse now, and they’d surely cook up some law to take it down.
19Hey there Surly Professor. I gave $26 toward at least one of them. Maybe if I give them a call, they’ll let me borrow one for a weekend rally. Anything to goad the Orange One in the White House.
20The large diaper baby float has to annoy Donnie, when he is photo bombed by its image. Dotard45 is so well known for his thin skin that even the politest of people cannot resist trolling him. Not to be outdone by Prime Minister Trudeau who trolled Donnie with a historic photograph of his grand pappy Drumpf’s house of ill repute, Queen Elizabeth II was reported to have trolled Donnie x3 with her selection of brooches.
DAY ONE: The small green flower brooch was a personal gift from President and First Lady Obama, selected it from the vintage selection crafted from 14-karat yellow gold, diamonds, and moss agate.
DAY TWO: Twitter user Julie points out that this was a brooch famously worn by the Queen Mother at Her Majesty’s father’s funeral.
DAY THREE: The Sapphire Jubilee Snowflake Brooch was a gift from the Canadian people and was worn by the Queen as she welcomed King Philippe and Queen Mathilde of Belgium to Windsor Castle on the third day of Trump’s UK visit
https://uinterview.com/news/did-queen-elizabeth-troll-donald-trump-by-wearing-obama-gifted-brooches/
21I know this isn’t very nice but I guess I just can’t help my self. It is a pretty nice picture of all of them but Camilla!?
22That hat makes Camilla look as if she is in hiding! And that shadow beyond the window curtain . . . !
23And his little tiny hand reaching for Camilla’s bum…
24Yeah, I love the balloon shadow. I thought I read somewhere that there is a Tangerine Wankmaggot balloon in the USA now. Could be wrong.
My first thought was, Camilla, not the hat. That poor woman is not the most attractive, but then she makes it worse by donning the ugliest hats! Oh Camilla, Camilla.
25Lions & tigers & whales…..oh, my!
26Thanks for pointing out the photobomb!
27I like Camilla’s hats, and clothes sense in general. She dresses elegantly, without trying to look like one of the stick-thin young princesses. I’ve never liked her hairstyle much, but the story is that she wears it that way because Price Charles thinks she looks just like she did when he fell in love with her. Sweet, if unrealistic.
And do you see that hideous christening dress on the baby? The royals used the dress Queen Victoria had made for the first of her (9!) children until it got too old (“became too fragile”) to use on little Prince George. So what did the royals do? They had a copy made, and starting using that. Hey, guys, how about something in a prettier color, without a lot of scratchy lace? Have a little mercy on the babies!
msb, at last, a few kind words for Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. Feared for a moment that the mood of the mob was about to erupt into kicking Rottweiler puppies. 😉
28@ Jane & PKM
29I’ve liked her since thewhole nasty mess blew up in the 90s. She’s the only person who didn’t run to the press, or badmouth anybody else. Sort of the only “gentleman” (sic!) in the situation.
Msb, not that the Duchess of Cornwell cares about my opinion, but she is an attractive lady who comports herself well. Prince Harry seems to be the brains of the blighters with bringing in some refreshing DNA to their limited gene pool. Otherwise don’t care much about the royals as we did fight a bloody revolution to be done of the pests. Shorter version: all monarchs should be butterflies.
30@Jane & PKM
31True, and I’m glad they’re not ours. But I love jewelry, and like looking at people wearing it, while being glad I’m not. Sort of like occasionally watching a real-life soap opera where the props are real.
I do love how Charlotte is looking at her baby brother instead of the camera. Too cute!
32Karen, RE: the Supreme Satsuma– satsuma citrus are some of the best mandarin oranges. Not at all in the WH.
There’s also a NW Houston place near 290/6 called “Satsuma” (and a telephone exchange there is called Satsuma, 713-72x-xxxx numbers):
33https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma,_Texas