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Those of you who live around here know that Fort Bend is blessed to have a local connection to that whole made-up ACORN sting thing.

One of Fort Bend’s representative to the State Republican Executive Committee was all puffed-up and proud that her granddaughter, Hannah Giles, played the hooker.

And then, apparently, a hooker wasn’t needed to break into Senator Mary Landrieu’s office, because Hannah’s pimp did that operation with another sucker.

Four conservative activists accused of trying to tamper with the phones in Sen. Mary Landrieu’s office pleaded guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor charges of entering federal property under false pretenses.  James O’Keefe, 25, famous for wearing a pimp costume in a video that embarrassed the ACORN, was sentenced to three years probation, 100 hours of community service and a $1,500 fine.

Terese Raia and Friend

“So, Ms. Terese Raia, Member of the SREC, Super DeLux Brand Christian and Woman  Obsessed With Gay Folks, has been terribly silent since all this happened. And, oddly, Congressvarmint Pete Olson hasn’t retracted his resolution honoring Giles and O’Keefe, because he takes his orders from Ms. Raia,” Juanita reports.

Any ideas where Little Mr. Snappypants should have to do his community service?