I thought one of the happiest days of my life was in 2018 when Democrat Colin Allred handed a severe case of electile dysfunction to Texas Republican congressman Pistol Pete Sessions.

Pete packed his bags and moved to a new district that’s more Republican and has announced that he’s running there because the people you represent is just incidental to you being in damn congress.

Okay, here’s the smiling part.

WASHINGTON—Two Soviet-born donors to a pro-Trump fundraising committee who helped Rudy Giuliani’s efforts to investigate Democrat Joe Biden were arrested late Wednesday on criminal charges of violating campaign finance rules and are expected to appear in court on Thursday, according to people familiar with the matter.

Okay, so these evil doers formed a political PAC and threw major money around like it was beads at Mardi Gras.  A couple of days ago The Daily Beast predicted what was going to happen.

The more than $3 million that the group, America First Action, spent supporting former Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX) included huge ad buys that appear to have pushed the boundaries of laws restricting super PAC coordination with political campaigns, according to a Daily Beast review of federal campaign finance and television broadcasting records. And they could severely complicate the former congressman’s attempt to win back office in 2020.

If the kids at The Daily Beast have a magic ball, we need to get one because it worked like a $50 hammer on a greased nail.

So, these Giuliani puppets spent $3 million of illegal money trying to get Pete Sessions reelected and he still lost.  And somebody is in handcuffs over it – somebody who’s liable to scream loud and long.

First Rick Perry gets butt deep in this Ukraine mess and now Sessions. While I could not argue that they both are useful idiots, I also believe that they both knew the real intent, other than making big money for their friends, was to hurt a leading Democrat.  Hurting the Democrat was icing on the cake.

Here’s the whole indictment.  Pistol Pete is referred to as Congressman 1.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.