A Fascist, a Klansman and a Mobster walk into a bar…
…and the bartender says “Hi, Don!”
The Donald is having himself a bit of a day.
First, he re-tweeted a Mussolini quote. Turned out, though, the Donald was spammed by a Gawker bot that tweeted Mussolini quotes at him for months. Media outlets had publicly flagged the ilduce2016 account as an amusing troll, but then il dunce took the bait, the last person in politics not in on the joke.
Then, he was THRICE given the opportunity to deny his Duke, but proved to be much more loyal than St. Peter was, to his Lord. Ask any two Corinthians, they’ll tell you. They’ll also tell you he knew EXACTLY who David Duke was, and he was much more prissy about his support a few yeas ago.
Speaking of the last man in on a joke: Ted Cruz has just discovered Trump was married to the Mob so, all in all, it’s been a helluva day for Don Hairleone.
~Primo
That’s quite the race to the bottom, between Don Hairleone and Raphael Crooze. Each of them vying as to who has the sleaziest grip on the obvious should be quite the spectacle to entertain us, as we await Super Tuesday.
1Catching up on the last few days’ WashPost op-eds– Trump likened to Mussolini, Frankenstein’s monster, and Captain Underpants, among others.
2So Trump is a liar. Never saw that one coming.
3“Hairleone” must mean “hair of the lion.” Good descriptive name, Primo. I like it. However, don’t you think that it might insult the lions?
4@Mary: I think it’s a pun on “Don Corleone” from The Godfather. Pretty clever, especially in light of Cruz’ new allegations. But then Primo always is pretty clever.
5N “Corleone” would be heart of the lion. I think the Italian don would laugh and Hairleone will bristle and bray
6This stuff is even better than the Trump University fraud, but that will be coming to court very soon. And the judge is Latino.
7Ooh, karma can’t come to soon. Trump may have overestimated his ability to bull$hit his way out of all of this.
Fat bully owned by NJ mob, comes out for fat bully owned by NJ mob. Sounds like an symbiotic relationship to me.
8A fascist, a klansman and a mobster walk into a bar . . . that sounds like a pretty good start.
Now how about how El Donaldo screwed himself royally in front of the entire student body and faculty at Liberty University. Hence, I would propose something like “Two Collassians walk into a bar . . .” Anybody can take it from there!
9And they both said, “We’ll have America on the rocks.”
Sorry, couldn’t help repeating my one and only self-made joke.
10Lol. I knew the mob was in there somewhere.
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