You know what I love  best about Republicans?  When something doesn’t work but it’s mean, cruel, and hurtful to a specific group of people, even in the face of failure they just can’t pass up the chance to be mean, cruel and hateful to a specific group of people.

This time it’s hooter toters.

First there is Republican Man of God Jesse Lee Peterson, who went on Fox News to announce ….

He mourns the social change that has brought women into positions of “so-called power” and he explains that a woman’s nature is contrary to responsibility.

“You walk up to them with a issue, they freak out right away. They go nuts. They get mad. They get upset, just like that. They have no patience because it’s not in their nature. They don’t have love. They don’t have love,” Peterson preached.

He also reflects on women’s suffrage: “I think that one of the greatest mistakes America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote,” said Peterson.

Okay, Jesse, fess up.  We want the name of the woman who told you to stick it in your ear when you tried to sexually harass her.  We want to give her a big box of chocolates, some really cool strappy sandals, and The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon’s Gal of the Hour Award.

And then – holy, holy crap – Rush Limbaugh wants to become the Hugh Hefner of Fat, Drug Addled, Gross Jerks.  He has invented “Rush Babes for America.”

On his program today, Limbaugh announced a new National Organizaion for Rush Babes “dedicated to the millions of conservative women who know what they believe in: family, American Values, and not being told by Faux Feminist Groups how to think.”

Apparently, he got a logo that’s a cross between trucker flaps and Siegfried and Roy’s marquee.

Rush —

And trucker flaps —

I don’t like to think about it often, but can you even imagine what size Rush’s weenus must be?  And does it take special farm equipment to locate it?

And under the category of, “Oh Isn’t That Sweet – They’re Going To Live With Their Money,” Michelle Bachman just became a Swiss citizen.

Bachmann (R-Minn.) recently became a citizen of Switzerland, making her eligible to run for office in the tiny European nation, according to a Swiss TV report Tuesday.

Arthur Honegger, a reporter for public broadcaster Schweizer Fernsehen, told POLITICO the Swiss consulate in Chicago has confirmed that the former Republican presidential candidate became a citizen March 19.

Swiss, huh?  Well, maybe she finally figured out that her political ideas have more holes than their cheese.

Thanks to Sandy, Iris, David, Claudia, Mike, and TexasEllen for the heads-up.