Wisconsin State Senator Hopper, who was first elected in 2008, was defeated by Democrat Jessica King of Oshkosh in an August recall election.

Just in the nic of time.

Former State Sen. Randy Hopper of Fond du Lac allegedly refused to take a breathalyzer test following a drunken driving arrest Sunday, according to a Fond du Lac County Sheriff’s Office report.

At 5:30 p.m. Sunday, a citizen dialed 911 to report a black Suburban “all over the road” on Highway 151 near County Trunk WH in Peebles, said Chief Deputy Mark Strand.

Okay, question for all you drunk experts out there:  how early do you have to start drinking to be snot-slingin’ drunk by 5:30?  And where do you work that lets you do that?

In the car with Randy was his 26 year old mistress.

After a few hours at the police station, Randy finally agreed to a breathalyzer.  He was still drunk. And apparently still stupid.

Thanks to Janette for the heads up.