Republican Presidential Has-Been Mike Huckabee might try real hard to be a Christian but- boy howdy, yeehaw – that Dukes of Hazard lover just comes rolling out sometime.  You cannot take redneck out of an Arkansas boy.

Huckabee has some advice for the good folks who want to repeal an anti-union bill in Ohio: stay at home.

And he has some advice for the folks who want to keep the anti-union bill.  Do the Christian thing and let the air out of your enemy’s tires:

Find out who’s voting to repeal the bill and block them from ballot box. The onetime Arkansas governor suggested deflating tires and giving these voters the wrong election date. “That’s up to you, how you creatively get the job done,” Huckabee quipped.

Honey, you do not say things like that to people who list knowing how to roll back an odometer as a job skill on their resume.    And for Pete’s sake, do not ask them to be creative.  You’re just begging for a bunch of self-inflicted injuries.

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And as far as blocking the voters from the polls, is Chris Christie available?