A Grand Idea
Joe the Plumber, whose name is not Joe and he’s not a plumber, is going to run for Congress.
He’s running as a Republican in Ohio’s 9th district, a heavily Democratic district. So, this whole thing is more fun than fear.
But, it has brought up something interesting. Thelma has wanted to run for congress for a long time, but Thelma, the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist just doesn’t look right on a political sign. So, she was pondering on getting a name for herself like Joe did – like maybe, Madison the Nobel Prize Winning Economist or Sheena the Queen of the Jungle.
Hell, it’s better than Sarah the Quitter or Mitt the Flipper or Rick the Oh, Damn, He’s Dumb.