World Record Buck shot in West Texas

My faith in internet stories has been restored. Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories. It took Fox News to deliver the story…

Here’s a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.

It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s, uncle’s, best friend’s, son-in-law’s, niece’s hairdresser’s, neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot.. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.

Fox News

I did not write this.  My Texas ExPat friend Kary (now living in Baltimore) sent it to me.  With West Texas and deer leases being in the news lately, we thought you’d enjoy it.  Kary says the Perry campaign is working to Photoshop Rick Perry’s head over Joe Bob’s in the photo.  No, I do not know if that guy’s real name is Joe Bob.  But, it just has to be.