Ya know, if I lived in Virginia right now, I’d be looking for some tar and feathers.

Eric Cantor shot off his mouth that if this country is going to help our fellow Americans, then we have to cut the budget somewhere else in order to do so.  So if there’s a devastating tornado in Oklahoma, the only we can help them is not to repair the bridges in Iowa, or maybe not inspect the meat in New Hampshire.

Now those words don’t stop vibrating in hell before God starts giggling.  Virginia got California’s earthquake, maybe the first one since the Pilgrims got here, and now they’re getting a hurricane originally meant for Texas.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor said Wednesday that he intends to look for offsets if federal aid is needed to help areas of his Virginia district that were damaged in an earthquake Tuesday.

Offsets?  The dude is already looking for offsets?

Hey Cantor, let’s start with your salary and staff.  Next, let’s quit paying for protection for the House of Representatives in DeeCee – all you gun nuts are armed anyway.  Third, shut down the House gym and the cafeteria and dump you guys off government health care.

Hey Eric, give us a call when the locusts get there.  And if 4 horsemen show up, run like hell.

Thanks to David for the heads up.