Like most Republican best selling authors, Rick Perry did not read his own book.

Juanita says she can hardly blame him.  “There’s plenty of stuff I want to know about on God’s green earth, but how to shoot coyotes with a laser sighted pistol ain’t one of them,” she smiles.  “I figure Rick don’t know much else worth telling.”

But, Rick’s campaign says that his book, which ain’t exactly flying off the shelves, “is a look back, not a path forward.”

It was written “as a review and critique of 50 years of federal excesses, not in any way as a 2012 campaign blueprint or manifesto,” Mr. Sullivan said.

Oh, so he can tear down a barn, but he can’t build one.

I’m glad we got that much settled.

It’s probably a good thing he’s fed up, because I sure don’t see him in the kitchen cookin’ anything.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.