The state legislature of Ohio is pondering on putting a bar in the basement of the state capitol.

Would I kid you about something this serious?

Can you even imagine how this would work in Texas?  I mean, gosh, they’re already armed so all we need is for them to get a little drunk.  The resulting shoot out might lead to good government.

If only we’d serve drinks at the state capitol…..

Now when Debbie Riddle sleeps in front of the door for three days to file the first anti-immigration bill, everyone will know she’s not hateful, just drunk.

Leo Berman?  Well hell, I’ve suspected he’s been drunk for 30 years anyway.

We’d finally understand where Paul Burka comes up with this stuff.

There would be an explanation for that goofy grin on Dwayne Bohac face other than the fact that his underwear is too tight.

If we could put a mirror behind the bar, Dan Patrick would never leave, which is a good thing.

Wayne Christian could start a throw beer nuts in the air and catch them in your mouth game instead of a culture war game.

Larry Phillips might pass out and shut the hell up while other people are talking.

Jeff Wentworth could stumble over to UT and try to drunk-text everybody he thinks is carrying a gun.

And we could watch Charlie Howard chin up to the bar because his belly won’t reach that high.

Several Republicans could open a booth volunteering to do free vaginal sonograms with the purchase of a six pack.

Go on … add to the list if you want.  It’s pretty much endless.

Thanks to Carol for the heads-up.