You know all those tailgating parties we were planning for Rick Perry’s Six Flags Over Jesus Hallelujahapolloza?

Well, damn.

He must have found out because now he’s threatening not to speak and is running away from some of his endorsers.

Endorsers include:

John Hagee, pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, whose controversial statements prompted GOP presidential candidate John McCain to reject his endorsement in 2008. McCain took exception to Hagee saying that God sent Adolph Hitler to persecute the Jews so Israel could be created. Hagee also compared the Catholic Church to the anti-Christ and said Hurricane Katrina was punishment for New Orleans’ sinful ways.

John Benefiel of the Heartland Apostolic Prayer Network in Oklahoma City, who has called the Statue of Liberty a demonic idol.

C. Peter Wagner of Global Spheres Inc. in Colorado, who said Japan was decimated by an earthquake and tsunami because its emperor engages in ritualistic sexual intercourse with the pagan Sun Goddess.

Now I gotta admit something to ya.  I, personally, am far less scared of Rick Perry  associating with these minor league nuts than this major league batcrap crazy man.

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is helping Rick Perry with his 2012 White House bid by helping provide foreign policy briefers.

Okay, lookie here, John Hagee is a certifiable fruitcake, but he never lied in order to lead this country to war.

Rumsfeld?  Really?  Rick, Rick, Rick, get someone to explain 2001 to 2007  to you.