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Remember when I told you that Gramian and I have a bet that President Obama will make Boehner cry this week?

Well, I’m changing the bet.

I bet President Obama will make Eric Cantor sit in the time-out chair.

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Cantor, who earned the nickname Overdog early in his career for always siding with the fatcats, thinks he’s man enough to take on James Bond.  After rudely interrupting the President of the Damn United States of America three times, Cantor whined that President 007 schooled him with this –

At this, Mr. Cantor said, the president “got very agitated, seemingly.” Mr. Cantor quoted the president as saying: “Eric, don’t call my bluff. I’m going to the American people with this.”

You think that’s bad, Mr. Cantor?

The ladies at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., have sent the President a list of other things to say to you:

1.  Son, I’m going to raise a knot on your head so big that you’ll have to stand on a step ladder to scratch it.

2.  We’re fixing to have a butt kicking and you’re gonna supply the butt.

3.  I’m gonna hit you so hard you’ll wear out bouncing.

There’s more where that came from, Cantor.

Cantor, don’t pull on Superman’s cape, spit in the wind, or act prissy toward the Damn President of the United States of America.  He’s got cool and 50 IQ points on you.