To Catch An Assassin

October 23, 2024 By: Half Empty Category: Uncategorized

MAGA Republicans are at each others’ throats in SoCal. That’s always a fun popcorn-worthy show, and the latest flap here is proving up to be worth at least a C Ticket.

Recall that TFG decided to have a rally at Coachella earlier this month. No, not at the world-famous Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival; that’s held in April. But it was held at the self-same venue on the Butler Ranch in Coachella Valley, California.

That’s where Vem Miller, a TFG supporter and Clark County (Nevada) caucus captain, got himself arrested for a 3rd assassination attempt of expert french fry cook Don the Con.

Following his brief detention, Miller is suing his captor, Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, in federal court in Nevada. Bianco claimed in a news conference that Miller was a “sovereign citizen,” had false passports, guns in the trunk of his car, and that the car wasn’t registered and had fake license plates.

In a weird turn of events, the Chair of the Republican Party of Clark County, Nevada, Jesse Law, says that he knows Miller, counts him as a friend, and provided VIP passes to Miller for the event.

“It’s what we do for volunteers that we know,” said Law.

Sheriff Bianco is an ardent Trump supporter. While not a sovereign citizen, he was once a member of the ultra-right Oath Keepers and is well-known to be considering a run for Governor of California.

Ironically, the arrest that he made in Coachella to thwart a 3rd assassination attempt of TFG may have just cooked his goose in that regard, and not in a Haitian way, either.

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0 Comments to “To Catch An Assassin”


  1. Stan in NJ says:

    I am old enough to know the C ticket reference & it made my heart young again. It makes up a bit for when I make the comment “That’s an E ticket” and people look at me weird.

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  2. Harry Eagar says:

    Programs! Getchyer programs right heah! Ya cain’t tell the players witout a program!

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  3. RepubAnon says:

    Funny how the MAGA crowd supports judges holding that no warrant is needed to search cars -until it happens to them.

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  4. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Magat fun at it’s weirdest. At least the gun guy didn’t have to walk 5 miles.

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  5. Three Brunswick Georgia assassins have asked for anew trial after ambushing jogger Ahmaud Arbery in 2020.

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