This past Thursday’s news about the gubernatorial race in North Carolina is the stuff that one dreams of in this new world of barbecued cats and flying projectiles.

Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson of North Carolina – who was already quite a piece of work – got his sordid pre-political sexual proclivities disclosed in the National Nightly News.

Far be it from I to judge how a man engages in self stimulation of the sexual kind, but when hypocrisy is involved, Let There Be Light (as the Bible says).

You can read all about it here and here, I really don’t want to enumerate all of the revelations of internet activities by #minisoldr, Robinson’s handle in porn site comments areas, because I already took my shower this morning, thank you very much.

I just have one question: There are comments areas on porn sites? Really? How does that work? And more to the point, WHO DOES THAT?

Robinson’s poll numbers are looking pretty awful as we pass the 7 week mark until 11/5. Before all of these revelations, he was trailing his Democratic opponent, NC Attorney General Josh Stein, by between 5 and 13 percent. Now it’s anyone’s guess how badly he will lose his race.

But the icing on this cake is that The Bronzer Bombshell is absolutely depending on a win in North Carolina. What is TFG going to do when the name of this guy that he endorsed appears right below his own, on the ballots that are being mailed just as I poke this post into  my phone?

North Carolina isn’t even a Swing State. Well, not that kind of swing, anyway. But this old quote from author/activist John Stoltenberg just might correctly summarize this whole tawdry business:

Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.