July 23, 2024 By: El Jefe Category: 2024 Election, Felon, Kamala, Trump
Here are a few bumper sticker ideas for the 2024 campaign. I’m taking suggestions.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
There’s lots of room for great bumper stickers. How about this for the campaign song?
1Ken Mo, “Put a Woman in Charge”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciQeRGYFlw
Here’s my question of the day: JD Vance has taken to calling Kamala Harris “the cat lady,” and wonders why she’s never been pregnant.
No President of the United States has ever given birth. I’m wondering why it’s suddenly an issue.
2JD Vance and other Rethugs have lately actually been smearing Harris about having had so many abortions (due to promiscuousness, natch), that she has been rendered unable to become pregnant.
So the situation is actually worse than y’all think. Which is of course how it works out when dealing with anything Rethuglikkkan at all.
3Childless cat ladies?
J.D. Vance should write a TV show “The Middle Class Hillbilles.” Set in of course Middletown, Ohio, in the suburbs, playing golf, and filling out scholarship applications. So he doesn’t have to pay back student loans.
Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
4Oh wait, they’re violins.
The world’s smallest violins.
5First, SO glad to see you here JJ!!!
Second, you absolutely nailed it: “No President of the United States has ever given birth. I’m wondering why it’s suddenly an issue.”
Third – I don’t remember where and who said it? Van Jones? – but mocking Kamala isn’t quite the same as mocking Hillary. It might work for Dems favour. In other words might backfire spectacularly, for repubs. Especially when it comes to reproductive matters.
6JD and repugnanticans are left to scratch the slimy bottom of the barrel for their campaign messaging now. Keep it up JD because I’m thinking you’re going to continue to alienate women and minorities in big numbers, not to mention people like us.
7Hey, I’m already seeing Harris For President yard signs. El Jefe, I like all three of your bumper sticker creations!
ROEvember.
8https://disqus.com/by/KatWillow/?
It’s good to hear from you J.J.
9Hope you’re doing well.
Keep it coming if you can, cuz we all miss you.
Hi JJ Delighted to see you on your site. Keep feeling better! And of course, your missive is right on, as usual. Onward
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