I’d Like To Buy The World A Koch
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He has been called a mediocre man; but this is unwarranted flattery. He is a man of monumental littleness.
Theodore Roosevelt on John Tyler because Rick Perry wasn’t born yet
Rick Perry has gone to kiss some Koch hiney.
“We are assured that no taxpayer dollars were used for Perry’s trip,” Juanita remarks. “But when the Koch Brothers are involved it’s not only taxpayers dollars but their very souls that are being bartered for political power.”
We are certain that Rick has honed up his lies, shinned his spurs, and handgunned a few more non-threatening critters to death in preparation for this meeting.